What did the teacher do at the beach?

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on September 27, 2023

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏

Mhina (Guest) on September 27, 2023

Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌

Issa (Guest) on September 26, 2023

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂

Chum (Guest) on September 25, 2023

The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on September 21, 2023

I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭

Binti (Guest) on September 9, 2023

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Mwakisu (Guest) on September 2, 2023

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰

Athumani (Guest) on September 2, 2023

😄 You got me good!

Raha (Guest) on August 31, 2023

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔

Rukia (Guest) on August 30, 2023

Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️

Mwanais (Guest) on August 29, 2023

What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗

Kevin Maina (Guest) on August 28, 2023

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜

Shamim (Guest) on August 27, 2023

I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔

Mwagonda (Guest) on August 19, 2023

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on August 19, 2023

I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on August 16, 2023

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋

Nchi (Guest) on August 8, 2023

What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on August 6, 2023

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on August 5, 2023

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬

Mwanajuma (Guest) on August 3, 2023

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on July 27, 2023

It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂

Tabu (Guest) on July 24, 2023

😂 This is a keeper!

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on July 20, 2023

😂 This joke just made my day!

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on July 4, 2023

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆

Mashaka (Guest) on June 29, 2023

If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on June 29, 2023

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on June 22, 2023

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗

Alice Jebet (Guest) on June 21, 2023

Thanks Ackyshine

Nancy Komba (Guest) on June 19, 2023

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!

Sofia (Guest) on June 17, 2023

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭

Mwanais (Guest) on June 13, 2023

Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on June 7, 2023

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on June 7, 2023

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗

Nashon (Guest) on June 4, 2023

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on June 4, 2023

I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️‍♂️👶

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on June 2, 2023

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎

Mazrui (Guest) on May 23, 2023

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on May 19, 2023

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂

George Ndungu (Guest) on April 30, 2023

This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆

Halima (Guest) on April 30, 2023

If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝

Mariam (Guest) on April 24, 2023

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭

Mchawi (Guest) on April 18, 2023

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

Michael Onyango (Guest) on April 7, 2023

My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on March 29, 2023

Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯‍♂️

Charles Mrope (Guest) on March 28, 2023

Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂

Zulekha (Guest) on March 24, 2023

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐

Mwanais (Guest) on March 23, 2023

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊

Sultan (Guest) on March 15, 2023

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚

Selemani (Guest) on March 14, 2023

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on February 27, 2023

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on February 8, 2023

What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴‍☠️🥬

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on February 6, 2023

Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯‍♂️

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on February 4, 2023

What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on January 23, 2023

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱

Latifa (Guest) on January 17, 2023

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on January 9, 2023

I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on January 4, 2023

😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!

Baridi (Guest) on December 29, 2022

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋

Warda (Guest) on December 23, 2022

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on December 19, 2022

My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼