Victor Kamau (Guest) on August 29, 2023

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔

Sarafina (Guest) on August 25, 2023

I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭

Abubakar (Guest) on August 18, 2023

😅 I had to share this with everyone!

Hawa (Guest) on August 17, 2023

If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on August 14, 2023

I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔

Bakari (Guest) on August 12, 2023

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on August 10, 2023

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on August 10, 2023

If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙

Husna (Guest) on August 7, 2023

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐

Masika (Guest) on August 2, 2023

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰

Ann Awino (Guest) on July 24, 2023

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆

Issa (Guest) on July 22, 2023

Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻

Bahati (Guest) on July 13, 2023

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

Irene Akoth (Guest) on July 11, 2023

😃 Mood instantly lifted!

Mary Njeri (Guest) on July 10, 2023

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on July 8, 2023

My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃

Farida (Guest) on June 25, 2023

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡

Issack (Guest) on June 20, 2023

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on June 17, 2023

I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on June 9, 2023

They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡

Saidi (Guest) on June 3, 2023

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆

Victor Malima (Guest) on May 10, 2023

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on May 6, 2023

Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎

John Kamande (Guest) on May 3, 2023

😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on April 24, 2023

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on April 18, 2023

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡

Jaffar (Guest) on April 14, 2023

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on April 13, 2023

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on March 14, 2023

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅

Mgeni (Guest) on March 10, 2023

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on March 10, 2023

I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶

Baraka (Guest) on March 4, 2023

How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on March 3, 2023

How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌

Mzee (Guest) on February 22, 2023

😂 I’m dying!

Rahim (Guest) on February 16, 2023

😅 I’m still laughing!

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on February 12, 2023

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴

Mgeni (Guest) on February 6, 2023

What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️

Rose Waithera (Guest) on January 7, 2023

Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯‍♂️

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on December 31, 2022

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕

Mwanajuma (Guest) on December 27, 2022

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on December 27, 2022

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on December 21, 2022

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸

Shukuru (Guest) on December 21, 2022

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣

John Lissu (Guest) on December 17, 2022

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on December 10, 2022

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️

Rashid (Guest) on December 5, 2022

What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on November 28, 2022

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

Ndoto (Guest) on November 21, 2022

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴

Zuhura (Guest) on November 20, 2022

I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️

Leila (Guest) on November 17, 2022

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏

Kheri (Guest) on October 25, 2022

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂

Anna Mchome (Guest) on October 23, 2022

My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠

Robert Okello (Guest) on October 19, 2022

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on October 19, 2022

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

Janet Sumari (Guest) on October 15, 2022

What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿

Nora Kidata (Guest) on October 4, 2022

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on October 4, 2022

Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on September 29, 2022

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥

Michael Mboya (Guest) on September 24, 2022

What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on September 16, 2022

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰