What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on August 29, 2023

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♀️😮‍💨

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on August 22, 2023

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on August 16, 2023

😁 Added to my favorites!

Omar (Guest) on August 5, 2023

😄 You totally won the internet today!

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on August 1, 2023

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜

George Ndungu (Guest) on July 16, 2023

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on July 11, 2023

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯

Ali (Guest) on July 7, 2023

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on July 2, 2023

😃 Mood instantly lifted!

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on June 29, 2023

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉

Mwajuma (Guest) on June 25, 2023

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂

Halima (Guest) on June 13, 2023

Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣

Maneno (Guest) on June 10, 2023

Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on June 6, 2023

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

Kheri (Guest) on June 4, 2023

My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on May 31, 2023

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙

Chris Okello (Guest) on May 23, 2023

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧

Robert Okello (Guest) on May 22, 2023

My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on May 19, 2023

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳

Linda Karimi (Guest) on May 10, 2023

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on April 30, 2023

What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭

Halimah (Guest) on April 22, 2023

Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on April 21, 2023

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂

David Musyoka (Guest) on April 16, 2023

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️

George Mallya (Guest) on March 27, 2023

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠

James Kimani (Guest) on March 25, 2023

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on March 24, 2023

😆 Still cracking up!

Peter Mbise (Guest) on March 22, 2023

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on March 20, 2023

I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄

Latifa (Guest) on March 15, 2023

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺

Halima (Guest) on March 13, 2023

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕

Maneno (Guest) on March 10, 2023

I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷‍♀️

Salum (Guest) on March 2, 2023

Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄

Athumani (Guest) on March 2, 2023

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on February 14, 2023

😂 Sharing right away!

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on January 28, 2023

The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼

Mwanais (Guest) on January 26, 2023

I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅

Mustafa (Guest) on January 25, 2023

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on January 16, 2023

I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on January 5, 2023

Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌

Aziza (Guest) on December 23, 2022

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆

Moses Mwita (Guest) on December 21, 2022

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆

Athumani (Guest) on December 18, 2022

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️

Furaha (Guest) on December 15, 2022

Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️

Mary Kidata (Guest) on December 14, 2022

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗

Diana Mallya (Guest) on December 13, 2022

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔

Latifa (Guest) on December 1, 2022

What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️

Mhina (Guest) on November 29, 2022

Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠

John Lissu (Guest) on November 12, 2022

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!

Ibrahim (Guest) on October 29, 2022

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on October 19, 2022

Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on September 24, 2022

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on September 19, 2022

😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!

Habiba (Guest) on September 15, 2022

🤣 This one’s fire!

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on September 12, 2022

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂

Mariam (Guest) on September 8, 2022

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻

Victor Malima (Guest) on August 19, 2022

Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜

Rehema (Guest) on August 18, 2022

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on August 15, 2022

🤣 That punchline was unexpected!

John Mushi (Guest) on August 3, 2022

😆 Totally hilarious!