What do you call a left-handed dog?

Nassar (Guest) on October 10, 2023

I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷

Mwajuma (Guest) on October 2, 2023

This joke deserves an award! 🏆

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on September 24, 2023

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜

Rubea (Guest) on September 23, 2023

I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹

Yusra (Guest) on September 23, 2023

I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️‍♂️🤏

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on September 15, 2023

😅 I’m still cracking up!

Jackson Makori (Guest) on August 30, 2023

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on August 29, 2023

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱

Brian Karanja (Guest) on August 29, 2023

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on August 25, 2023

What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on August 23, 2023

🤣 Sharing this with everyone!

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on August 12, 2023

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

Fatuma (Guest) on August 10, 2023

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂

Mohamed (Guest) on August 3, 2023

😂 This is too funny!

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on July 27, 2023

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on July 24, 2023

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on July 14, 2023

Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆

Bahati (Guest) on July 7, 2023

😁 This is gold!

Charles Mboje (Guest) on June 13, 2023

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂

Zawadi (Guest) on June 9, 2023

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️

Kiza (Guest) on June 8, 2023

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

Nora Kidata (Guest) on June 6, 2023

I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on June 4, 2023

If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️

George Mallya (Guest) on May 19, 2023

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆

Ndoto (Guest) on May 7, 2023

I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜

Salma (Guest) on May 4, 2023

Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on April 25, 2023

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on April 13, 2023

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on April 11, 2023

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔

Kheri (Guest) on April 8, 2023

😅 I’m still chuckling at this!

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on March 23, 2023

Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸

Nora Kidata (Guest) on March 19, 2023

I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼

Mwajabu (Guest) on March 19, 2023

Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜

Majid (Guest) on March 14, 2023

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Husna (Guest) on March 12, 2023

😅 I needed that!

Issack (Guest) on February 18, 2023

Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️

Violet Mumo (Guest) on February 18, 2023

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴

Hawa (Guest) on February 15, 2023

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤

Khadija (Guest) on February 15, 2023

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧

Latifa (Guest) on February 9, 2023

What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎

Rahim (Guest) on January 30, 2023

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂

Kevin Maina (Guest) on January 26, 2023

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏

Mwalimu (Guest) on January 15, 2023

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on January 5, 2023

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on January 3, 2023

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅

Jamila (Guest) on December 27, 2022

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on December 26, 2022

How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on December 25, 2022

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on December 18, 2022

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉

David Ochieng (Guest) on December 18, 2022

Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️

Janet Sumari (Guest) on December 15, 2022

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔

Azima (Guest) on December 14, 2022

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃

Latifa (Guest) on December 12, 2022

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on November 29, 2022

This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆

Jamal (Guest) on November 28, 2022

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

Kijakazi (Guest) on November 28, 2022

😆 Still cracking up!

Zuhura (Guest) on November 22, 2022

😄 You got me good!

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on November 21, 2022

This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on November 13, 2022

😁 Best laugh of the day!

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on November 8, 2022

Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹