What do you get if you cross a pine tree with an apple?

Mashaka (Guest) on September 8, 2023

I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳

Mwajabu (Guest) on September 7, 2023

😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!

Aziza (Guest) on September 3, 2023

😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on September 2, 2023

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on August 29, 2023

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡

Victor Kimario (Guest) on August 26, 2023

Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨

Fadhili (Guest) on August 26, 2023

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊

David Kawawa (Guest) on August 26, 2023

Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔

Shamim (Guest) on July 31, 2023

😂 Gotta save this!

George Ndungu (Guest) on July 29, 2023

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on July 28, 2023

😂 Sharing right away!

Kheri (Guest) on July 20, 2023

Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰

Tambwe (Guest) on July 19, 2023

Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤

John Mwangi (Guest) on July 17, 2023

I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on July 10, 2023

🤣 Sharing this with everyone!

Sarah Karani (Guest) on July 2, 2023

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵

Mariam (Guest) on July 1, 2023

This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂

Anna Malela (Guest) on June 27, 2023

If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on June 24, 2023

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏

Neema (Guest) on June 17, 2023

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️

Mhina (Guest) on June 14, 2023

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿

Nahida (Guest) on June 12, 2023

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️

Zulekha (Guest) on June 7, 2023

This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯

Brian Karanja (Guest) on June 2, 2023

Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on May 28, 2023

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️

Aziza (Guest) on May 22, 2023

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on May 18, 2023

I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on May 17, 2023

Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄

Tambwe (Guest) on May 17, 2023

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on May 15, 2023

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on May 8, 2023

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on April 28, 2023

This joke deserves an award! 🏆

Hashim (Guest) on April 17, 2023

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆

Maida (Guest) on April 15, 2023

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦

Abdullah (Guest) on April 11, 2023

Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜

Monica Lissu (Guest) on April 6, 2023

What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭

Ali (Guest) on March 31, 2023

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Shukuru (Guest) on March 24, 2023

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴‍♀️😴

Zainab (Guest) on March 22, 2023

😆 Still cracking up!

Tambwe (Guest) on March 21, 2023

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️

Chris Okello (Guest) on March 16, 2023

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on March 14, 2023

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙

Martin Otieno (Guest) on March 2, 2023

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡

Mwanaidi (Guest) on February 27, 2023

😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!

Charles Mrope (Guest) on February 25, 2023

😁 This made my day!

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on February 19, 2023

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on February 17, 2023

I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on February 13, 2023

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

Abubakari (Guest) on February 8, 2023

I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆

John Mwangi (Guest) on February 4, 2023

I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on January 29, 2023

🤣 This joke is just too good!

Baraka (Guest) on January 26, 2023

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫

Habiba (Guest) on January 25, 2023

My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on January 20, 2023

What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on January 16, 2023

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on January 13, 2023

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂

Rahim (Guest) on December 29, 2022

Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠

John Mushi (Guest) on December 28, 2022

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on December 28, 2022

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅

Charles Wafula (Guest) on December 27, 2022

What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍