Sofia (Guest) on November 17, 2023

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱

Susan Wangari (Guest) on November 11, 2023

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on November 9, 2023

What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷‍♂️

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on November 5, 2023

I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅

Ibrahim (Guest) on November 3, 2023

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on November 2, 2023

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on October 19, 2023

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳

Mwinyi (Guest) on October 18, 2023

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Violet Mumo (Guest) on October 10, 2023

Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on October 10, 2023

I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭

Sumaya (Guest) on October 9, 2023

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣

Mwinyi (Guest) on October 3, 2023

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪

Saidi (Guest) on October 2, 2023

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌

Tabu (Guest) on September 30, 2023

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on September 22, 2023

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on September 13, 2023

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on September 12, 2023

I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹

Mwanahawa (Guest) on August 30, 2023

I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅

Rahim (Guest) on July 28, 2023

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on July 6, 2023

Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵

Faiza (Guest) on July 2, 2023

The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on July 1, 2023

Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌

Yusuf (Guest) on June 27, 2023

What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on June 14, 2023

I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂

Shani (Guest) on June 12, 2023

Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on June 8, 2023

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on June 7, 2023

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭

Leila (Guest) on June 3, 2023

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡

Victor Kamau (Guest) on May 23, 2023

Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜

Aziza (Guest) on May 22, 2023

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on May 21, 2023

😂 Can’t wait to share this!

John Malisa (Guest) on May 11, 2023

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on May 2, 2023

I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on May 1, 2023

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨

Ramadhan (Guest) on April 29, 2023

I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on April 26, 2023

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️

Mary Mrope (Guest) on April 20, 2023

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on April 20, 2023

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃

Umi (Guest) on April 19, 2023

I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔

Habiba (Guest) on April 18, 2023

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on April 18, 2023

😂 So funny!

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on April 8, 2023

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on March 24, 2023

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Josephine (Guest) on March 24, 2023

How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on March 23, 2023

🤣 Pure genius!

Maida (Guest) on March 18, 2023

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

Aziza (Guest) on March 15, 2023

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜

Amir (Guest) on March 12, 2023

Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚

Raha (Guest) on March 8, 2023

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on February 27, 2023

Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on February 13, 2023

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on February 11, 2023

What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿

George Ndungu (Guest) on February 6, 2023

Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌

David Ochieng (Guest) on February 2, 2023

I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷‍♀️

Khamis (Guest) on January 18, 2023

😄 Perfect joke!

Janet Sumari (Guest) on January 15, 2023

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨‍💼

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on January 11, 2023

Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍

Mwanais (Guest) on January 3, 2023

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Jackson Makori (Guest) on January 2, 2023

What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on December 31, 2022

This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂