What is a witch’s favorite subject in school?

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on November 3, 2023

What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎

Ibrahim (Guest) on October 31, 2023

Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on October 28, 2023

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵

Mwinyi (Guest) on October 26, 2023

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦‍♀️

Anna Sumari (Guest) on October 20, 2023

The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on October 11, 2023

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on October 7, 2023

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤

David Nyerere (Guest) on September 28, 2023

What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤

Ahmed (Guest) on September 26, 2023

Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on September 24, 2023

This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂

Mustafa (Guest) on September 23, 2023

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌

Raha (Guest) on September 16, 2023

😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!

Salma (Guest) on August 31, 2023

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂

Mwajuma (Guest) on August 28, 2023

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚

James Mduma (Guest) on August 9, 2023

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Diana Mallya (Guest) on August 2, 2023

Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂

Brian Karanja (Guest) on July 31, 2023

At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜

Salma (Guest) on July 29, 2023

Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on July 28, 2023

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸

Victor Kimario (Guest) on July 27, 2023

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on July 20, 2023

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on June 29, 2023

🤣 This one’s fire!

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on June 24, 2023

Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷‍♂️

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on May 28, 2023

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on May 17, 2023

😂 This is a keeper!

Fadhila (Guest) on May 15, 2023

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on May 4, 2023

I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖

Omar (Guest) on April 10, 2023

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃

Samuel Were (Guest) on April 1, 2023

I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂

Maneno (Guest) on March 31, 2023

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on March 29, 2023

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞

Grace Mushi (Guest) on March 14, 2023

You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on March 12, 2023

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔

Jamal (Guest) on March 10, 2023

Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

Peter Otieno (Guest) on March 3, 2023

What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷‍♂️

Mjaka (Guest) on February 21, 2023

Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️

Irene Makena (Guest) on January 28, 2023

If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝

Peter Mbise (Guest) on January 17, 2023

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on January 12, 2023

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on December 31, 2022

I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Aziza (Guest) on December 30, 2022

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on December 21, 2022

😅 I’m still cracking up!

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on December 18, 2022

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on December 14, 2022

I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on December 12, 2022

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on December 3, 2022

Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴

Yusuf (Guest) on November 25, 2022

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on November 20, 2022

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔

George Mallya (Guest) on November 17, 2022

Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉

Kiza (Guest) on November 3, 2022

I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭

Amina (Guest) on October 27, 2022

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on October 25, 2022

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on September 29, 2022

I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on September 29, 2022

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on September 23, 2022

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on September 18, 2022

I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆

Jane Malecela (Guest) on September 18, 2022

😁 This made my day!

Nyota (Guest) on September 17, 2022

I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on September 11, 2022

What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on September 9, 2022

I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️