What kind of flower do you never want to get on Valentine’s Day?

Kazija (Guest) on October 8, 2023

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴‍♀️😴

Rahma (Guest) on October 2, 2023

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥

Mary Kendi (Guest) on October 1, 2023

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on September 29, 2023

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜

Anna Malela (Guest) on September 26, 2023

My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on September 22, 2023

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on September 6, 2023

😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on September 5, 2023

I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on August 29, 2023

Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️

Jabir (Guest) on August 29, 2023

Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕

Khalifa (Guest) on August 23, 2023

How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️

David Sokoine (Guest) on August 21, 2023

Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹

Aziza (Guest) on August 13, 2023

😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on August 6, 2023

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

Abdullah (Guest) on August 6, 2023

Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on July 28, 2023

This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂

Mchuma (Guest) on July 26, 2023

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on July 25, 2023

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡

Warda (Guest) on July 20, 2023

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳

Anna Mchome (Guest) on July 19, 2023

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂

Khalifa (Guest) on July 17, 2023

😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!

Issa (Guest) on July 12, 2023

😂 This is a keeper!

Chum (Guest) on July 7, 2023

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭

Francis Njeru (Guest) on June 27, 2023

Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋

Yusuf (Guest) on June 22, 2023

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷‍♂️

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on June 18, 2023

Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on June 17, 2023

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛‍♂️🍊

Baraka (Guest) on June 14, 2023

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on June 14, 2023

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on June 9, 2023

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥

Kevin Maina (Guest) on June 9, 2023

I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on June 1, 2023

😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!

Charles Mchome (Guest) on May 29, 2023

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on May 27, 2023

What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on May 23, 2023

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿

Yusuf (Guest) on May 22, 2023

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞

Rehema (Guest) on May 14, 2023

😅 I’m still laughing!

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on April 27, 2023

😄 Pure comedy gold!

Salum (Guest) on April 26, 2023

I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵

Rukia (Guest) on April 15, 2023

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦‍♀️

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on April 4, 2023

I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎

Paul Kamau (Guest) on March 31, 2023

😅 I had to share this with everyone!

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on March 23, 2023

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕

Nyota (Guest) on March 22, 2023

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨‍🌾🏆

Mtumwa (Guest) on March 22, 2023

I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭

Samuel Were (Guest) on March 14, 2023

What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋

Victor Kamau (Guest) on March 7, 2023

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡

Mary Mrope (Guest) on March 6, 2023

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺

Shukuru (Guest) on February 27, 2023

I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶

Khadija (Guest) on February 26, 2023

Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️

Zubeida (Guest) on February 25, 2023

I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜

Abdillah (Guest) on February 20, 2023

Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on February 18, 2023

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on February 15, 2023

Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆

Sofia (Guest) on February 3, 2023

😂 I’m saving this one!

Mwanais (Guest) on January 31, 2023

My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼

Shamsa (Guest) on January 10, 2023

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌

Mhina (Guest) on December 29, 2022

Thanks Ackyshine

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on December 28, 2022

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆

Mwafirika (Guest) on December 24, 2022

🤣 This one got me good!