What was the banker’s favorite player on the football team?

Rukia (Guest) on September 26, 2023

I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅

Mwafirika (Guest) on September 23, 2023

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣

Fadhila (Guest) on September 23, 2023

If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on September 7, 2023

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣

Jane Muthui (Guest) on September 5, 2023

😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on August 31, 2023

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨

John Malisa (Guest) on August 15, 2023

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on August 5, 2023

This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆

Shamim (Guest) on July 13, 2023

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣

Fikiri (Guest) on July 1, 2023

My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on June 25, 2023

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on June 22, 2023

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️

Mwajabu (Guest) on June 19, 2023

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔

Grace Mligo (Guest) on June 4, 2023

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️

Khatib (Guest) on June 2, 2023

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄

Shukuru (Guest) on May 28, 2023

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on May 28, 2023

How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮

George Ndungu (Guest) on May 27, 2023

😄 Nailed it!

Kevin Maina (Guest) on May 21, 2023

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

John Lissu (Guest) on May 19, 2023

I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂

Biashara (Guest) on May 1, 2023

What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗

Samuel Were (Guest) on April 28, 2023

Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣

James Malima (Guest) on April 27, 2023

Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on April 24, 2023

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on April 10, 2023

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on April 6, 2023

😅 I needed that!

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on April 1, 2023

What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤

Jamila (Guest) on March 29, 2023

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖

Juma (Guest) on March 28, 2023

Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌

Shabani (Guest) on March 27, 2023

Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on March 27, 2023

I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧

David Nyerere (Guest) on March 18, 2023

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️

Nuru (Guest) on March 5, 2023

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷‍♂️🤔

Ann Wambui (Guest) on March 4, 2023

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on March 2, 2023

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊

Irene Makena (Guest) on February 9, 2023

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸

Sharifa (Guest) on January 21, 2023

Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸

Biashara (Guest) on January 18, 2023

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!

Victor Kimario (Guest) on January 12, 2023

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴

Jaffar (Guest) on January 12, 2023

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣

Furaha (Guest) on January 7, 2023

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on December 29, 2022

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜

Zakia (Guest) on December 18, 2022

This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃

Tambwe (Guest) on November 26, 2022

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️

Robert Okello (Guest) on November 18, 2022

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠

Irene Makena (Guest) on November 16, 2022

My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on November 11, 2022

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on November 6, 2022

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on November 3, 2022

This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on October 28, 2022

I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on October 27, 2022

I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯

Mwajabu (Guest) on October 25, 2022

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on October 16, 2022

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on October 14, 2022

😆 Saving this one!

Henry Mollel (Guest) on October 14, 2022

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭

Nancy Komba (Guest) on October 11, 2022

Monday should be optional. 😴⏳

David Chacha (Guest) on October 9, 2022

I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on September 28, 2022

🤣 That twist at the end, though!

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on September 23, 2022

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌

Mashaka (Guest) on September 20, 2022

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙