What’s a ghost’s favorite fruit?

Samuel Were (Guest) on October 16, 2023

I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on October 14, 2023

I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on September 22, 2023

Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁

Yahya (Guest) on September 20, 2023

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on September 16, 2023

😄 You totally won the internet today!

Anna Mchome (Guest) on September 8, 2023

They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡

Tabu (Guest) on August 25, 2023

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on August 25, 2023

😄 Perfect joke!

Nuru (Guest) on August 24, 2023

The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂

Sofia (Guest) on August 4, 2023

What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍

Mashaka (Guest) on July 17, 2023

😂 This is too funny!

Kevin Maina (Guest) on July 14, 2023

Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️

Latifa (Guest) on July 14, 2023

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on July 13, 2023

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰

Amina (Guest) on July 12, 2023

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on July 10, 2023

🤣 That twist at the end, though!

Mary Kidata (Guest) on July 8, 2023

Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂

Binti (Guest) on June 27, 2023

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴‍♀️😴

Juma (Guest) on June 20, 2023

I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎

Neema (Guest) on June 8, 2023

Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯‍♂️

Mwinyi (Guest) on June 3, 2023

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on June 3, 2023

Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬

Martin Otieno (Guest) on May 26, 2023

I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬

Victor Malima (Guest) on May 24, 2023

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on May 23, 2023

I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on May 21, 2023

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on May 18, 2023

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on May 10, 2023

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️

Latifa (Guest) on April 14, 2023

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on April 10, 2023

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴

Patrick Akech (Guest) on April 8, 2023

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧

Omari (Guest) on April 6, 2023

This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on March 13, 2023

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on March 8, 2023

😅 I’m still laughing!

Latifa (Guest) on February 9, 2023

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌

Michael Onyango (Guest) on January 30, 2023

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉

Moses Mwita (Guest) on January 21, 2023

I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣

Omar (Guest) on January 19, 2023

What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰

Shabani (Guest) on January 12, 2023

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖

Mwachumu (Guest) on January 11, 2023

Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜

Mohamed (Guest) on January 1, 2023

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on January 1, 2023

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂

Yusuf (Guest) on December 31, 2022

The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on December 30, 2022

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on December 27, 2022

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣

Mwachumu (Guest) on December 26, 2022

I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️

Henry Mollel (Guest) on December 20, 2022

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on December 12, 2022

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on December 12, 2022

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on December 9, 2022

😂 This is a keeper!

Selemani (Guest) on December 8, 2022

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵

Charles Mchome (Guest) on December 4, 2022

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on November 27, 2022

Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂

Zawadi (Guest) on November 26, 2022

😂 I’m seriously crying over here!

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on November 21, 2022

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on November 15, 2022

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅

Kijakazi (Guest) on November 5, 2022

I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️‍♂️🤏

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on November 3, 2022

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on October 27, 2022

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on October 20, 2022

😂 Can't stop laughing!