What’s a librarian’s favorite type of bait when fishing?

Hamida (Guest) on October 1, 2023

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘

Umi (Guest) on September 30, 2023

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬

Nancy Komba (Guest) on September 25, 2023

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥

Grace Minja (Guest) on September 17, 2023

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on September 16, 2023

🤣 Sharing this with everyone!

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on September 11, 2023

Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤

Peter Mbise (Guest) on September 3, 2023

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼

Mary Kidata (Guest) on August 24, 2023

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

Ibrahim (Guest) on August 10, 2023

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞

Jaffar (Guest) on August 7, 2023

What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤

Aziza (Guest) on August 7, 2023

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪

Nashon (Guest) on August 4, 2023

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚

Jamila (Guest) on July 31, 2023

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯

Abubakari (Guest) on July 20, 2023

Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️

Ali (Guest) on July 4, 2023

🤣 This one got me good!

Jamal (Guest) on June 22, 2023

I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅

Mwanaisha (Guest) on June 22, 2023

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on June 21, 2023

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on June 12, 2023

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆

Nuru (Guest) on May 20, 2023

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on May 17, 2023

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬

Farida (Guest) on May 12, 2023

I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆

Rashid (Guest) on May 9, 2023

Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂

Hamida (Guest) on May 5, 2023

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on May 2, 2023

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Ali (Guest) on April 30, 2023

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on April 18, 2023

🤣 Brilliant joke!

Francis Njeru (Guest) on March 22, 2023

😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!

Martin Otieno (Guest) on March 14, 2023

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯

Khadija (Guest) on March 10, 2023

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃

Fadhila (Guest) on March 8, 2023

😆 Laughing so hard right now!

Sharifa (Guest) on March 1, 2023

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on February 28, 2023

This joke deserves an award! 🏆

Grace Mushi (Guest) on February 17, 2023

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆

Kazija (Guest) on February 14, 2023

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗

Mhina (Guest) on February 9, 2023

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾

Khadija (Guest) on February 7, 2023

The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on January 31, 2023

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on January 30, 2023

Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂

Halimah (Guest) on January 29, 2023

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶

Grace Mushi (Guest) on January 25, 2023

😂 This joke just made my day!

Shabani (Guest) on January 21, 2023

I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on January 19, 2023

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔

John Malisa (Guest) on January 18, 2023

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️

Warda (Guest) on January 18, 2023

Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉

David Sokoine (Guest) on January 6, 2023

Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜

Anna Sumari (Guest) on January 4, 2023

I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩‍💼

Mwinyi (Guest) on January 4, 2023

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Wande (Guest) on December 19, 2022

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on December 14, 2022

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴

Mary Kendi (Guest) on December 14, 2022

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺

Maida (Guest) on December 10, 2022

Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠

Monica Lissu (Guest) on December 9, 2022

I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on November 30, 2022

I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆

Mwakisu (Guest) on November 15, 2022

What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕

Baraka (Guest) on November 13, 2022

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on November 13, 2022

I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅

Bakari (Guest) on November 12, 2022

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️

Umi (Guest) on November 10, 2022

Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on October 30, 2022

I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂