Where do polar bears vote?

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on July 25, 2023

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜

John Kamande (Guest) on July 20, 2023

This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on July 13, 2023

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on July 10, 2023

How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷‍♂️🏗️

Zainab (Guest) on July 10, 2023

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡

Janet Sumari (Guest) on June 26, 2023

What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍

Umi (Guest) on June 18, 2023

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on June 4, 2023

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on May 25, 2023

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on May 24, 2023

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓

Yusuf (Guest) on May 14, 2023

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠

Mtumwa (Guest) on May 8, 2023

😁 This just made my day!

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on April 26, 2023

What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗

Ali (Guest) on April 20, 2023

The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on April 17, 2023

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Victor Kimario (Guest) on April 16, 2023

This is pure comedy gold! 😄

Mwalimu (Guest) on April 16, 2023

Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨‍💼

Shukuru (Guest) on April 13, 2023

I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄

Shamim (Guest) on April 12, 2023

😁 This made my day!

Sarafina (Guest) on April 10, 2023

😃 Mood instantly lifted!

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on April 7, 2023

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on March 29, 2023

What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴‍☠️🥬

Shani (Guest) on March 22, 2023

I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on March 14, 2023

Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on March 13, 2023

Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on March 11, 2023

😅 I needed that laugh!

Shamim (Guest) on March 10, 2023

I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫

Juma (Guest) on March 8, 2023

I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃‍♂️

Athumani (Guest) on February 23, 2023

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️

Masika (Guest) on February 19, 2023

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on February 14, 2023

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️

Grace Minja (Guest) on February 14, 2023

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄

Rehema (Guest) on February 4, 2023

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on February 2, 2023

Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥

Mazrui (Guest) on January 25, 2023

How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️

Mgeni (Guest) on January 25, 2023

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on January 8, 2023

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫

Shani (Guest) on January 2, 2023

Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜

Hassan (Guest) on January 1, 2023

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙

Mwanaidi (Guest) on December 30, 2022

Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on December 28, 2022

If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️

Kijakazi (Guest) on December 28, 2022

Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹

Neema (Guest) on December 13, 2022

You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥

Mgeni (Guest) on December 11, 2022

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠

Azima (Guest) on December 9, 2022

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on December 8, 2022

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂

Jane Muthui (Guest) on December 6, 2022

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on November 29, 2022

Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤

Khatib (Guest) on November 28, 2022

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on November 26, 2022

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Yahya (Guest) on November 21, 2022

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵

Amani (Guest) on November 20, 2022

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on November 18, 2022

I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳

Anna Sumari (Guest) on November 12, 2022

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on November 11, 2022

I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆

Mjaka (Guest) on October 29, 2022

If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on October 24, 2022

Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹

Kiza (Guest) on October 23, 2022

Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰

Mwafirika (Guest) on October 15, 2022

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻

Asha (Guest) on October 10, 2022

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆