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Whereโs a wallโs favorite place to meet his friends?
Date: July 3, 2023
Author: Melkisedeck Leon Shine
A wall's favorite place to meet his friends is at a "corner"! ๐ค๐งฑ
Explanation: Walls love hanging out at corners because that's where they get to show off their sturdy sides and showcase their fantastic shapes! Just imagine, a wall throwing a party at a corner, everybody would be "wall"ing in with excitement! It's like the ultimate gathering spot for all the coolest walls in town. So, if you ever want to meet a wall and have a blast, head straight to the corner! ๐๐๏ธ
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