Which vegetable should you never invite on a boat trip?

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on October 1, 2023

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔

Tabu (Guest) on September 29, 2023

Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵

Zawadi (Guest) on September 26, 2023

😂 I’m saving this one!

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on September 9, 2023

🤣 That twist at the end, though!

John Lissu (Guest) on September 5, 2023

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞

Janet Wambura (Guest) on August 29, 2023

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on August 27, 2023

What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴‍☠️🦵

Nancy Komba (Guest) on August 17, 2023

How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️

Mary Kidata (Guest) on August 6, 2023

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠

Anna Sumari (Guest) on August 3, 2023

🤣 This one got me good!

David Kawawa (Guest) on July 26, 2023

At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜

Fatuma (Guest) on July 23, 2023

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥

Ann Wambui (Guest) on July 12, 2023

😂 So funny!

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on July 4, 2023

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹

Kazija (Guest) on July 3, 2023

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on June 30, 2023

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯

David Chacha (Guest) on June 30, 2023

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on June 18, 2023

How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛‍♂️✉️

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on June 15, 2023

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂

Ann Awino (Guest) on June 14, 2023

🤣 This joke is just too good!

Neema (Guest) on June 6, 2023

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️

Khadija (Guest) on May 26, 2023

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on May 17, 2023

🤣 Pure genius!

Bakari (Guest) on May 12, 2023

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️

Kheri (Guest) on May 6, 2023

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔

Khalifa (Guest) on April 27, 2023

😁 Added to my favorites!

Paul Kamau (Guest) on April 18, 2023

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨‍🌾🏆

Halima (Guest) on April 6, 2023

Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on March 31, 2023

The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on March 28, 2023

😂 I need to save this one forever!

Warda (Guest) on March 26, 2023

😂 This joke just made my day!

George Wanjala (Guest) on March 22, 2023

The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴

Makame (Guest) on March 19, 2023

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on March 17, 2023

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜

Selemani (Guest) on March 11, 2023

😂 I can’t stop laughing!

Mariam (Guest) on March 4, 2023

Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊

Mwachumu (Guest) on March 2, 2023

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on February 26, 2023

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳

Jamila (Guest) on February 23, 2023

I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅

Majid (Guest) on February 11, 2023

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫

Kassim (Guest) on February 9, 2023

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆

Nassar (Guest) on January 29, 2023

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌

George Tenga (Guest) on January 25, 2023

Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉

Paul Kamau (Guest) on January 19, 2023

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔

Baraka (Guest) on January 16, 2023

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Jane Muthui (Guest) on January 13, 2023

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on January 8, 2023

What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚

Jackson Makori (Guest) on January 4, 2023

😆 That punchline!

Mwachumu (Guest) on January 2, 2023

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!

Shani (Guest) on December 31, 2022

Monday should be optional. 😴⏳

Umi (Guest) on December 30, 2022

😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!

Ann Awino (Guest) on December 27, 2022

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬

Jamal (Guest) on December 25, 2022

Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜

Frank Macha (Guest) on December 25, 2022

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on December 20, 2022

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅

Latifa (Guest) on December 15, 2022

I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on December 13, 2022

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕

John Lissu (Guest) on November 23, 2022

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪

Brian Karanja (Guest) on November 16, 2022

Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on November 14, 2022

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅