Why did the boy bring a ladder to school?

Mwakisu (Guest) on August 29, 2023

This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on August 7, 2023

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on August 4, 2023

😃 Instant mood boost!

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on July 27, 2023

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

Alice Mrema (Guest) on July 26, 2023

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on June 30, 2023

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥

Juma (Guest) on June 29, 2023

😂 This joke just made my day!

Mchuma (Guest) on June 27, 2023

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on June 23, 2023

Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃‍♀️🥵

Mohamed (Guest) on May 31, 2023

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️

Juma (Guest) on May 27, 2023

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on May 26, 2023

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅

Shabani (Guest) on May 25, 2023

😅 I needed that!

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on May 23, 2023

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️

James Malima (Guest) on May 22, 2023

Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌

Bakari (Guest) on May 20, 2023

😆 Rolling on the floor!

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on May 2, 2023

What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎

Peter Otieno (Guest) on April 19, 2023

😆 This one really got me!

Ali (Guest) on April 8, 2023

In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆‍♂️😂

Makame (Guest) on April 8, 2023

My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈

Victor Malima (Guest) on April 7, 2023

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on March 23, 2023

Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on March 22, 2023

😂 Can't stop laughing!

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on March 19, 2023

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Jabir (Guest) on March 6, 2023

What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗

John Mwangi (Guest) on March 5, 2023

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️

Asha (Guest) on February 27, 2023

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

Zawadi (Guest) on February 19, 2023

😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!

Brian Karanja (Guest) on February 7, 2023

😄 This is pure brilliance!

Kassim (Guest) on February 1, 2023

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫

Frank Macha (Guest) on January 26, 2023

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on January 18, 2023

How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on January 16, 2023

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on January 10, 2023

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on January 2, 2023

Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️‍♂️

Mary Kidata (Guest) on December 26, 2022

I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on December 22, 2022

My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼

Ibrahim (Guest) on December 18, 2022

Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on December 16, 2022

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on December 15, 2022

Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on December 11, 2022

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪

Maida (Guest) on December 6, 2022

😂 This is too funny!

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on December 2, 2022

Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣

Masika (Guest) on November 18, 2022

😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!

Husna (Guest) on November 10, 2022

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹

Khadija (Guest) on November 10, 2022

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤

Mwanaidi (Guest) on October 30, 2022

I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵

Furaha (Guest) on October 6, 2022

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅

David Musyoka (Guest) on October 3, 2022

This joke deserves an award! 🏆

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on September 30, 2022

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄

Ali (Guest) on September 23, 2022

Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on September 20, 2022

I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸‍♂️😎

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on September 17, 2022

I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on September 13, 2022

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on September 11, 2022

How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷‍♂️🏗️

Hamida (Guest) on September 7, 2022

Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵

John Lissu (Guest) on September 1, 2022

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

John Malisa (Guest) on August 25, 2022

I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼

Zainab (Guest) on August 25, 2022

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴

Chris Okello (Guest) on August 18, 2022

My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃