Why did the cabbage beat the carrot in a race?

Zakaria (Guest) on September 29, 2023

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴

Rahim (Guest) on September 28, 2023

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on September 26, 2023

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃

Daudi (Guest) on September 24, 2023

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on September 23, 2023

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on September 21, 2023

This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on September 6, 2023

I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on September 4, 2023

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on August 30, 2023

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉

Yusra (Guest) on August 25, 2023

If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌

Francis Mrope (Guest) on August 12, 2023

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on August 4, 2023

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on July 31, 2023

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭

Ali (Guest) on July 25, 2023

What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜

Kevin Maina (Guest) on July 11, 2023

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬

David Kawawa (Guest) on July 10, 2023

🤣 Didn’t see it coming!

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on July 2, 2023

I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on July 1, 2023

I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Abubakar (Guest) on June 30, 2023

I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on June 24, 2023

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂

Abubakari (Guest) on June 21, 2023

😅 I’m still laughing!

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on June 19, 2023

I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Samuel Were (Guest) on June 18, 2023

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳

Omari (Guest) on June 9, 2023

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on June 6, 2023

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on April 26, 2023

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯

Leila (Guest) on April 23, 2023

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕

Sarah Karani (Guest) on April 11, 2023

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on April 5, 2023

I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆

Jamal (Guest) on April 2, 2023

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on April 1, 2023

😅 I’m still cracking up!

George Tenga (Guest) on March 29, 2023

😂 Sharing right away!

Shamim (Guest) on March 25, 2023

I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on March 25, 2023

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on March 21, 2023

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔

Mtumwa (Guest) on February 5, 2023

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on February 2, 2023

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️

Mariam (Guest) on January 30, 2023

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃

Chiku (Guest) on January 28, 2023

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Mwakisu (Guest) on January 25, 2023

😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!

Brian Karanja (Guest) on January 22, 2023

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋

Abdillah (Guest) on January 12, 2023

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on January 6, 2023

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️

Zawadi (Guest) on January 3, 2023

I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄

Baraka (Guest) on January 2, 2023

😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on December 24, 2022

What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭

Mwagonda (Guest) on December 23, 2022

I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️

Peter Mbise (Guest) on December 16, 2022

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on December 12, 2022

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on December 10, 2022

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on December 2, 2022

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣

Habiba (Guest) on November 30, 2022

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋

Mwafirika (Guest) on November 28, 2022

I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on November 28, 2022

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on November 22, 2022

How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌

Hamida (Guest) on November 18, 2022

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on November 11, 2022

Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤

Nassar (Guest) on November 11, 2022

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪

Mtumwa (Guest) on October 31, 2022

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on October 21, 2022

🤣 Brilliant joke!