Why did the chicken go to jail?

Violet Mumo (Guest) on August 21, 2023

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗

Zulekha (Guest) on August 14, 2023

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on August 8, 2023

Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰

Abdillah (Guest) on August 7, 2023

I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷‍♂️

Arifa (Guest) on August 6, 2023

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂

George Wanjala (Guest) on July 18, 2023

I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on July 14, 2023

😅 I’m still chuckling at this!

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on July 10, 2023

I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on July 10, 2023

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on July 3, 2023

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣

Mwalimu (Guest) on June 14, 2023

How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉

Francis Mrope (Guest) on June 2, 2023

What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎

Zakia (Guest) on May 28, 2023

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨

Mgeni (Guest) on May 14, 2023

😆 Totally hilarious!

Hassan (Guest) on May 2, 2023

This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on April 27, 2023

What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴‍☠️🥬

Biashara (Guest) on April 25, 2023

Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯‍♂️

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on April 11, 2023

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on April 9, 2023

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on April 8, 2023

Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️

Nassor (Guest) on April 5, 2023

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨

Halimah (Guest) on March 30, 2023

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣

Diana Mallya (Guest) on March 29, 2023

What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚

Bahati (Guest) on March 19, 2023

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆

Michael Onyango (Guest) on March 18, 2023

Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚

Mwajuma (Guest) on March 12, 2023

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂

Mgeni (Guest) on March 6, 2023

😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on February 26, 2023

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️

Yusuf (Guest) on February 26, 2023

😄 You got me!

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on February 26, 2023

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on February 22, 2023

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on February 20, 2023

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Jackson Makori (Guest) on February 11, 2023

😁 This is gold!

Rabia (Guest) on February 4, 2023

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on February 1, 2023

😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!

Sharifa (Guest) on January 22, 2023

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on January 19, 2023

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on January 15, 2023

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳

Rahim (Guest) on January 10, 2023

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣

Zakia (Guest) on January 1, 2023

I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩‍💼

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on December 22, 2022

I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬

Khatib (Guest) on December 15, 2022

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒

Sultan (Guest) on December 11, 2022

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌

Biashara (Guest) on December 4, 2022

😂 I’m saving this one!

Khadija (Guest) on November 26, 2022

If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on November 17, 2022

My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃

Mary Njeri (Guest) on November 11, 2022

I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶

Chris Okello (Guest) on October 31, 2022

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂

Rose Waithera (Guest) on October 31, 2022

Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓

Anna Sumari (Guest) on October 27, 2022

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰

Kiza (Guest) on October 18, 2022

🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!

Nyota (Guest) on October 7, 2022

Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤

Raha (Guest) on October 6, 2022

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂

Warda (Guest) on September 30, 2022

Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜

Khalifa (Guest) on September 26, 2022

😂 I’m seriously crying over here!

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on September 2, 2022

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️

Muslima (Guest) on August 31, 2022

How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on August 26, 2022

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃

Nassor (Guest) on August 25, 2022

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾

David Ochieng (Guest) on August 24, 2022

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻