Why did the girl put lipstick on her head?

Francis Njeru (Guest) on September 11, 2023

Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨

Husna (Guest) on August 31, 2023

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

Asha (Guest) on August 25, 2023

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋

Zakaria (Guest) on August 25, 2023

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷‍♂️🤔

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on August 23, 2023

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on August 19, 2023

I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on August 11, 2023

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖

Grace Mushi (Guest) on August 7, 2023

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂

Mwanaidha (Guest) on August 4, 2023

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬

Mary Kendi (Guest) on July 24, 2023

I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷‍♂️

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on July 18, 2023

I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃‍♂️

Yusuf (Guest) on June 21, 2023

😄 Perfect joke!

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on June 14, 2023

I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂

Yusuf (Guest) on June 4, 2023

Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣

Arifa (Guest) on June 1, 2023

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬

Omari (Guest) on May 21, 2023

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on May 18, 2023

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕

Kijakazi (Guest) on May 17, 2023

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕

Binti (Guest) on May 15, 2023

I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣

Robert Okello (Guest) on May 11, 2023

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Khadija (Guest) on May 8, 2023

I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩‍💼

Mohamed (Guest) on May 2, 2023

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Rubea (Guest) on May 1, 2023

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅

Athumani (Guest) on April 27, 2023

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Aziza (Guest) on April 26, 2023

Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on March 28, 2023

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Maimuna (Guest) on March 26, 2023

Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷‍♂️

Shani (Guest) on March 17, 2023

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃

Maida (Guest) on March 9, 2023

I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on March 5, 2023

🤣 That punchline was unexpected!

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on March 3, 2023

Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on February 28, 2023

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️

Patrick Akech (Guest) on February 25, 2023

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on February 23, 2023

😆 Laughing so hard right now!

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on February 21, 2023

I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on February 13, 2023

Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁

Irene Makena (Guest) on February 11, 2023

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯

Victor Kimario (Guest) on February 1, 2023

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸‍♂️

Halimah (Guest) on January 30, 2023

I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on January 28, 2023

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻

Mwanaidi (Guest) on January 26, 2023

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡

Husna (Guest) on January 21, 2023

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉

Ibrahim (Guest) on January 15, 2023

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼

Rahim (Guest) on January 3, 2023

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶

Juma (Guest) on December 29, 2022

Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊

Salma (Guest) on November 30, 2022

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on November 26, 2022

🤣 Sharing this with everyone!

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on November 21, 2022

I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼

Fadhila (Guest) on November 17, 2022

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on November 11, 2022

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦

Mariam (Guest) on November 3, 2022

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰

Salma (Guest) on October 29, 2022

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣

Nashon (Guest) on October 18, 2022

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️

Bakari (Guest) on October 14, 2022

What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on September 29, 2022

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on September 23, 2022

I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂

Shamsa (Guest) on September 23, 2022

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on September 18, 2022

It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂

John Mwangi (Guest) on September 16, 2022

What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞

John Kamande (Guest) on September 6, 2022

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵