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Misemo 10 bora ya kuchekesha itakayokuacha mdomo wazi

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1. Mwanaume hata awe bahili vipi, hawezi kumpa mwanamke mimba nusu.





2. Hata uwe na magari mangapi chooni utaenda kwa miguu.





3. Kama ubinadamu kazi mbona hatupewi mishahara?





4. Ukichanganya wali na choroko unapata mseto, lakini hautibu malaria.





5. Hata njiwa nae ana makinda, lakini hawezi kuwa spika wa Bunge.





6. Hata uwe na haraka vipi kwenda Zenj, huwezi kupanda Jahazi ya Yusuph Mzee.





7. Umeme hauna kiuno lakini unaongoza kwa kukatika.





8. Hata uwe kauzu vipi, huwezi kujamba wakati unatongoza.





9. Hata uwe na imani kali vipi, huwezi kusali wakati unafanya mapenzi.





10. Hata kizibo ni mfuniko lakini hauwezi
kufunika sufuria.


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Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on May 15, 2023

Nimecheka hadi mbavu zinauma 😂😂

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😆😂😊

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on April 10, 2023

Wow, hii kichekesho ni mshindi kamili! 🏆

Kheri (Guest) on March 19, 2023

😂 Siwezi kusubiri kushiriki hii!

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Nancy Komba (Guest) on January 24, 2023

Ucheshi wenu unanifurahisha kila siku! 😆😄

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Hii ni kali! Itaingia kwenye vipendwa vyangu! 😄

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on January 2, 2023

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Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on December 31, 2022

Nimecheka hadi nimesahau shida zangu! 😊😅

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on December 29, 2022

😃 Hii imenichekesha kwa sauti kweli!

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on December 16, 2022

Hii ni kali kabisa! Siwezi kushiba! 😂

Mwajuma (Guest) on November 29, 2022

Nilihitaji kicheko hiki, asante kwa kushiriki! 😅

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on November 21, 2022

😂 Hii kichekesho imenifurahisha siku nzima!

Victor Kamau (Guest) on October 5, 2022

Hii ni joke ya ukweli kabisa! 😂🤣

Alice Mrema (Guest) on September 6, 2022

Hii ni bomba sana! 🤣👍

Neema (Guest) on August 27, 2022

😆 Bado nacheka!

Grace Minja (Guest) on August 8, 2022

Hii imenikumbusha enzi zile! 😅😂

Makame (Guest) on August 7, 2022

Hii kichekesho inastahili tuzo! 🏆

George Wanjala (Guest) on August 2, 2022

Nimefurahia hii sana! 😆😊

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on July 16, 2022

Hii ni joke ya kipekee sana! 😊👏

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Ucheshi wenu unanifurahisha kila siku! 😆😂

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😂 Ninahitaji kuihifadhi hii milele!

Jackson Makori (Guest) on June 24, 2022

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Mary Kendi (Guest) on June 16, 2022

Nimecheka hadi nimepata furaha! 😊😆

Kevin Maina (Guest) on June 14, 2022

😂 Hii ni kali sana!

John Mushi (Guest) on April 12, 2022

Nimecheka hadi nina furaha sana! 🤣😊

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on April 5, 2022

🤣 Hii imenigonga vizuri!

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on March 28, 2022

Hii imenibamba sana! 😅🤣

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on March 5, 2022

🤣 Kichekesho bora kabisa!

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on February 23, 2022

Nimeipenda hii joke! 😄😂

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on February 16, 2022

🤣 Hiyo punchline ilikuwa haikutarajiwa!

John Kamande (Guest) on January 27, 2022

Hii imenifurahisha hadi nacheka kwa sauti! 🤣😂

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😂🤣😊😅

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Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on January 9, 2022

😂 Siwezi kuacha kucheka!

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Ucheshi wenu unanifurahisha kila siku! 😊😂

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🤣 Ujuzi wa hali ya juu!

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on November 17, 2021

😄😅👏😂

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on November 15, 2021

Kweli mna kipaji cha ucheshi! 👏🤣

David Kawawa (Guest) on October 26, 2021

Hii imenipa furaha ya siku! 😆👌

Mary Kendi (Guest) on October 18, 2021

Hii imenifurahisha hadi nacheka kwa sauti! 🤣😂

Grace Mushi (Guest) on October 16, 2021

Hii imenikumbusha kicheko cha zamani! 😂😅

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on October 6, 2021

Hii ni aina ya kichekesho usichosahau! 😂

Ramadhan (Guest) on September 23, 2021

😄 Kali sana!

Shamsa (Guest) on September 12, 2021

Hii imenigonga vizuri, punchline gani! 😆

Shamim (Guest) on August 26, 2021

🤣 Nalia kwa kicheko kweli!

Violet Mumo (Guest) on July 26, 2021

Napenda jokes zenu! 😊😅

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on July 13, 2021

Nimecheka hadi nimesahau shida! 🤣😆

Martin Otieno (Guest) on June 20, 2021

😄 Umeshinda mtandao leo!

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on June 11, 2021

Hii imeniboresha wakati wangu wa mapumziko! ☕😆

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Nimecheka hadi machozi yanatoka! 🤣😭

Saidi (Guest) on June 3, 2021

😅 Bado nacheka!

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on May 21, 2021

Nimecheka hadi nimemiss kicheko! 😊😂

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on May 19, 2021

Kweli mna ucheshi wa hali ya juu! 😂🤣

Irene Makena (Guest) on March 31, 2021

Hii ni joke ya maana sana! 😂👌

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on February 28, 2021

😊😂😅👏

Latifa (Guest) on February 23, 2021

😂 Kali sana!

Chris Okello (Guest) on February 18, 2021

Hizi jokes ni za kipekee sana! 😆😊

John Kamande (Guest) on February 18, 2021

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