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Kichekesho cha mtalii na mbongo

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Duh! Sikubali bora mbavu zituume wote!

Watalii wana dharau sana bana, Mtalii alikodi boti akazunguka nayo kwenye mto Rufiji kuangalia mandhari, akamuuliza kijana anayeongoza boti, "Do you know Biology, Psychology and Anthropology?" Kijana akajibu "NO," Mtalii akamwambia "nothing you know under the sun? You are useless, and u'll die with your illiteracy!" baada ya muda boti ikaanza kuzama, kijana akamwambia mtalii "Do you know kuogelealogy and kusepalogy from mambalogy? Mtalii akajibu huku ametoa macho "No" kijana akamwambia "You will kufalogy and mambalogy wil eat your matakology because of your bad-mdomology..πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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Hashim (Guest) on April 8, 2022

Hii kichekesho ni ya kuhifadhi bila shaka! 😁

Jane Malecela (Guest) on March 21, 2022

πŸ˜ƒ Hali imeboreshwa papo hapo!

Nora Kidata (Guest) on February 24, 2022

Hizi jokes zinabamba sana! πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on February 23, 2022

Hii imenikumbusha kicheko cha zamani! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜…

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on February 5, 2022

πŸ˜† Bado nacheka, siwezi kuacha!

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on February 2, 2022

Hii imenipa kicheko cha siku! πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜†

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on January 28, 2022

Mna talent ya jokes! πŸ‘πŸ˜‚

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on January 22, 2022

Hii kichekesho imenifurahisha sanaβ€”imebamba! 🀣

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on January 14, 2022

Hii ni kali kabisa! Siwezi kushiba! πŸ˜‚

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on January 12, 2022

Napenda jokes zenu! πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜…

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on December 29, 2021

Nimecheka hadi nina furaha sana! πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚

Charles Wafula (Guest) on December 27, 2021

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John Mushi (Guest) on December 8, 2021

Hii imenikuna hadi nina furaha! πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜‚

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on November 28, 2021

πŸ˜‚ Ninashiriki mara moja!

Rubea (Guest) on November 25, 2021

🀣 Hii imenigonga vizuri!

Ann Awino (Guest) on November 11, 2021

😁 Hii ni hazina ya kichekesho!

Saidi (Guest) on October 8, 2021

🀣 Ninaituma sasa hivi!

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on September 18, 2021

Umeimaliza kabisa, kichekesho gani! πŸ˜„

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on August 14, 2021

Hii joke imenikumbusha enzi zile! πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜‚

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on August 5, 2021

Nimecheka hadi mbavu zinauma πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Mary Kidata (Guest) on July 31, 2021

πŸ˜…πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜‚πŸ‘

Rose Waithera (Guest) on July 25, 2021

Hii imenibamba sana! πŸ˜…πŸ€£

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on June 27, 2021

πŸ˜† Hiyo punchline!

Ibrahim (Guest) on June 18, 2021

πŸ˜‚ Nitaiiba hii bila shaka!

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on April 14, 2021

Nimecheka hadi nimesahau shida zangu! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜…

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on April 12, 2021

Lazima nikumbuke hii kwa baadaye! πŸ˜†

Juma (Guest) on March 27, 2021

Wow, hii kichekesho ni mshindi kamili! πŸ†

Mazrui (Guest) on March 24, 2021

Ninashiriki hii na marafiki zangu mara moja! πŸ˜†

Umi (Guest) on March 16, 2021

πŸ˜„ Umeimaliza kabisa!

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on March 11, 2021

Hii kichekesho imebadilisha kabisa hali yangu! πŸ˜ƒ

Arifa (Guest) on February 26, 2021

πŸ˜„ Kichekesho kamili!

Khatib (Guest) on January 31, 2021

πŸ˜‚ Sijacheka hivi kwa muda mrefu sana!

George Mallya (Guest) on January 29, 2021

Ucheshi wenu ni wa hali ya juu sana! πŸ‘πŸ€£

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on January 11, 2021

πŸ˜‚ Siwezi kuacha kucheka!

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on January 5, 2021

Huu ucheshi hauna kifani! 🀣πŸ”₯

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on December 5, 2020

Nimecheka hadi machozi yanatoka! 🀣😭

Irene Makena (Guest) on November 9, 2020

Hii kichekesho ilikuwa bora! Nimeipenda! 🎯

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on November 6, 2020

Umetisha! πŸ‘ŒπŸ˜‚

Shamim (Guest) on November 4, 2020

πŸ˜‚ Lazima nihifadhi hii!

Mwalimu (Guest) on October 14, 2020

🀣 Ninashiriki hii sasa hivi!

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on October 14, 2020

Nimecheka hadi nimesahau shida! πŸ€£πŸ˜†

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on October 12, 2020

πŸ˜† Ninacheka sana sasa hivi!

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on October 4, 2020

Hii imenipa kicheko cha siku! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜†

Michael Onyango (Guest) on September 17, 2020

πŸ˜… Nilihitaji hii!

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on September 5, 2020

Nimecheka hadi nina furaha sana! 🀣😊

Susan Wangari (Guest) on August 25, 2020

Kila siku napenda jokes zenu! πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚

David Kawawa (Guest) on August 25, 2020

πŸ˜… Bado nacheka!

Mary Kidata (Guest) on August 19, 2020

Bado nacheka, hiyo ilikuwa nzuri sana! 🀣

Anna Malela (Guest) on August 14, 2020

πŸ˜† Siwezi kuacha kucheka!

James Malima (Guest) on August 12, 2020

πŸ˜† Hiyo punchline ilikuwa kali!

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on July 31, 2020

πŸ˜„ Siwezi hata kupumua, ni kichekesho sana!

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on July 21, 2020

🀣 Ujuzi wa hali ya juu!

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on July 10, 2020

Hii ni joke ya kipekee! πŸ€£πŸ‘Œ

Peter Otieno (Guest) on July 5, 2020

🀣πŸ”₯😊

Asha (Guest) on June 29, 2020

πŸ˜† Kali sana!

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on June 18, 2020

πŸ˜… Ilibidi nishiriki hii na kila mtu!

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on June 12, 2020

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Mchawi (Guest) on May 30, 2020

πŸ˜† Bado nacheka!

Victor Kamau (Guest) on May 26, 2020

Hii imenifurahisha sana! πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜…

Hamida (Guest) on March 28, 2020

πŸ˜† Nacheka hadi chini sasa hivi!

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