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Nani Mkali Hapa kati ya DEMU na MSHIKAJI?

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"MAENEO FLANI ya KISHUA"

-Mshikaji kamwona demu mkali
anakatiza kitaa akamkubali akaamua
amfuate amtemee cheche

MSHIKAJI- mambo dada?

DEMU- pouwa

MSHIKAJI-
umependezaa!!!

DEMU- asante.

MSHIKAJI- unaweza ukanisaidia
namba
yako ya simu……..
maana duh
nmekukubali
kinyama.

Demu baada ya kuambiwa vile
akazama kwenye pochi lake akatoa
noti ya
sh.10000 akaandika namba yake
kwenye
noti akampa mshikaji.

Mshikaji kapokea ile noti kachana
sehem
iliyoandikwa namba halafu
kamrudishia
Demu noti yake..!!!

NANI ANA DHARAU
NA NANI JEURI..
DEMU AU MSHIKAJI??!

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John Kamande (Guest) on January 29, 2022

Nimecheka hadi nina furaha sana! 🤣😊

Mwanahawa (Guest) on January 11, 2022

😂 Siwezi kusubiri kushiriki hii!

Diana Mallya (Guest) on December 2, 2021

😊😂🤣

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on November 11, 2021

Hii imenipa kicheko cha siku! 😊😆

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on October 2, 2021

Umesema kweli! 👌😂

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on September 23, 2021

👏🤣😆😂

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on September 11, 2021

Hizi jokes zinabamba sana! 😆😂

Mjaka (Guest) on September 6, 2021

😆 Naihifadhi hii!

Shamim (Guest) on September 3, 2021

🤣 Hii imenigonga vizuri!

Mwachumu (Guest) on July 26, 2021

😁 Imeongezwa kwenye vipendwa!

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on July 18, 2021

😂 Hii ni kali sana!

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on July 9, 2021

😄😅👏😂

Charles Mrope (Guest) on June 25, 2021

Hii ni kichekesho kali sana, ninashiriki na kila mtu! 😂

Alice Mrema (Guest) on June 23, 2021

Hii imenibamba sana! 😂😅

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on May 24, 2021

Nimecheka hadi machozi yanatoka! 🤣😭

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on May 23, 2021

Hii imenibamba sana! 😅🤣

Nahida (Guest) on May 5, 2021

😂 Sijacheka hivi kwa muda mrefu sana!

Grace Minja (Guest) on April 7, 2021

Ucheshi wenu unanifurahisha sana! 😂👏

Kijakazi (Guest) on April 4, 2021

😆 Nacheka hadi chini sasa hivi!

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on April 4, 2021

Hizi jokes zinanifanya nicheke kila siku! 😄😆

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on March 21, 2021

Hii imenikumbusha kicheko cha zamani! 😂😅

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on March 9, 2021

Bado nacheka, hiyo ilikuwa nzuri sana! 🤣

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on March 1, 2021

Nimecheka kwa sauti! 🤣🤣

Nancy Komba (Guest) on February 24, 2021

😅 Ilibidi nishiriki hii na kila mtu!

Zawadi (Guest) on February 16, 2021

Haha, mbavu zangu zinauma kwa kucheka sana! 🤣

Moses Mwita (Guest) on January 30, 2021

Hii imenikuna hadi nina furaha! 😊😂

David Ochieng (Guest) on January 21, 2021

Nimefurahia sana hii! 😅😊

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on December 31, 2020

Hii imenipa kicheko cha siku! 😂😆

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on December 22, 2020

🤣 Ujuzi wa hali ya juu!

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on December 17, 2020

Hii joke ni ya kufurahisha! 🤣🤣

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on December 14, 2020

Kweli mna ucheshi! 😂🤣

Rashid (Guest) on December 5, 2020

Siwezi kuamini jinsi hii ni kichekesho! 😂

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on November 30, 2020

Ucheshi wa hali ya juu! 😂👏

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on November 3, 2020

Hii ni kali sana! 😂🤣

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on October 30, 2020

😆👏😂😄

John Lissu (Guest) on October 3, 2020

Hii imenifurahisha hadi nacheka kwa sauti! 😂🤣

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on September 20, 2020

Hii ni joke ya kipekee sana! 😂👏

Rahim (Guest) on July 25, 2020

😂 Ninahitaji kuihifadhi hii milele!

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on July 14, 2020

Napenda jokes zenu! 😊😅

Omar (Guest) on June 26, 2020

Hii ni kali! Itaingia kwenye vipendwa vyangu! 😄

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on May 7, 2020

Huyu mtu ni mcheshi sana! 😂😂

Hamida (Guest) on April 10, 2020

😂 Lazima nihifadhi hii!

Joy Wacera (Guest) on April 1, 2020

Hii ni ya kufurahisha! 😄😅

Mchuma (Guest) on April 1, 2020

Hii ni kali kabisa! Siwezi kushiba! 😂

Daniel Obura (Guest) on April 1, 2020

😂🤣😊😅

Anna Mchome (Guest) on March 27, 2020

Hii imenikuna sana! 😆😅

Tambwe (Guest) on March 26, 2020

Lazima nikumbuke hii kwa baadaye! 😆

Grace Mligo (Guest) on March 23, 2020

Nimecheka hadi nina furaha sana! 😊😂

Mashaka (Guest) on March 13, 2020

😃 Hali imeboreshwa papo hapo!

Shamsa (Guest) on February 28, 2020

Bado nacheka, hiyo ilikuwa nzuri sana! 🤣

Jane Malecela (Guest) on January 10, 2020

😆 Kali sana!

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on January 8, 2020

Hizi jokes ni za ukweli! 😆👍

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on January 3, 2020

Hii imenipa kicheko cha siku! 😂🤣

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on December 25, 2019

😂😅

Jane Malecela (Guest) on October 4, 2019

😂 Hii ni ya kuhifadhi!

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on October 4, 2019

Nimecheka hadi nina furaha sana! 😆😂

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on September 19, 2019

😆 Siwezi kuacha kucheka!

Michael Onyango (Guest) on September 17, 2019

😅 Nilihitaji hii!

Maimuna (Guest) on August 26, 2019

Nitaeleza hii kwa marafiki zangu bila shaka! 😄

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on August 19, 2019

Nilihitaji kicheko hiki, asante kwa kushiriki! 😅

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