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Tofauti ya mke na mchepuko!!!

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MKE NA MCHEPUKO.

Mke ni kama Tv na Mchepuko ni kama Simu.
Nyumbani unaangalia Tv lakini ukitoka unatoka na simu.

Mara chache unafurahia Tv lakini Muda mrefu unacheza na simu yako.

Tv ni bure kwa maisha yako yote, lakini Simu kama hujalipia hupati huduma.

Tv ni kubwa nzito na wakati wote ni ya zamani. Lakini simu ni nzuri, nyembamba, na ni rahisi kubeba.

Gharama za huduma za tv ni ndogo sana, Lakini gharama za huduma za Simu ni kubwa na pia ni lazima kuzitimiza.

Tv ina remote lakini Simu haina.

Kitu muhimu zaidi simu ina njia mbili za kuwasiliana unaongea na unasikiliza lakini Tv unalazimika kusikiliza hata kama hutaki au unataka.

Unaweza kununua Tv mara moja na ukatumia kwa kipindi kirefu lakini Simu mara zote unabadilisha inategemea na fasheni.

Ya mwisho na ya kuzingatia

Tv haina Virusi lakini Simu inayo.

KUWA MAKINI.

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Sarah Karani (Guest) on March 28, 2019

Nimependa hii! Endelea kuzileta! 😁

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on March 22, 2019

Hii imenipa kicheko cha siku! 😂🤣

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on February 21, 2019

Hii ni ya kufurahisha sana! 😊😄

Jabir (Guest) on February 18, 2019

Hii ni dhahabu ya vichekesho! 😄

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on January 31, 2019

Hii joke ni ya kufurahisha! 🤣🤣

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on January 13, 2019

Kweli ni jokes za ukweli! 👏😆

Yahya (Guest) on January 3, 2019

Bado nacheka, hiyo ilikuwa nzuri sana! 🤣

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on December 31, 2018

😆 Ninakufa hapa!

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on December 20, 2018

Ucheshi wenu unanifurahisha! 😊😂

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on December 16, 2018

🤣😆😊😂

Anna Sumari (Guest) on December 12, 2018

Hii ni bomba sana! 🤣👍

Maneno (Guest) on November 24, 2018

😅 Bado nacheka!

Patrick Akech (Guest) on November 12, 2018

Hizi jokes zinanifanya nicheke kila siku! 😄😆

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on November 10, 2018

Ucheshi wa hali ya juu! 😂👏

Daniel Obura (Guest) on November 6, 2018

Hii ni aina ya kichekesho usichosahau! 😂

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on November 1, 2018

Hii imenikuna hadi nina furaha! 😊😂

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on October 13, 2018

Nimecheka hadi nina furaha sana! 😊😂

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on September 28, 2018

Hii imenipa kicheko cha siku! 😊😆

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on September 22, 2018

Hii imenifurahisha sana! 😂😂

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on September 16, 2018

Hii imenichekesha sana! 🤣😆

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on September 12, 2018

😁 Imeongezwa kwenye vipendwa!

Violet Mumo (Guest) on August 29, 2018

Wow, hizi kichekesho ni dhahabu kabisa! 💰

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on August 28, 2018

Ucheshi wenu unanifurahisha kila siku! 😆😂

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on August 23, 2018

Napenda jokes zenu! 😊😅

Rehema (Guest) on August 22, 2018

Hii kichekesho imebadilisha kabisa hali yangu! 😃

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on July 5, 2018

Hii joke imenikumbusha enzi zile! 😊😂

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on July 4, 2018

😂 Siwezi kuacha kucheka!

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on June 29, 2018

Nimecheka hadi nimemiss kicheko! 😊😂

Peter Mbise (Guest) on June 18, 2018

😅 Bado ninacheka!

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on June 17, 2018

Napenda vile mnaweka jokes kila siku! 😆👏

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on June 4, 2018

😂 Nitaiiba hii bila shaka!

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on June 1, 2018

Hii imenifurahisha hadi nacheka kwa sauti! 🤣😂

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on May 31, 2018

Nimecheka hadi nina furaha sana! 😆😂

Janet Wambura (Guest) on May 6, 2018

Hii ni joke ya maana sana! 😂👌

Warda (Guest) on April 14, 2018

😂 Hii ni ya kuhifadhi!

Baridi (Guest) on April 10, 2018

🤣 Hii imewaka moto!

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on April 4, 2018

Hii imeniboresha wakati wangu wa mapumziko! ☕😆

Majid (Guest) on March 30, 2018

😆 Ninacheka sana sasa hivi!

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on March 22, 2018

Nimecheka hadi machozi 🤣😭

Michael Onyango (Guest) on March 18, 2018

Hii imenikuna hadi nina furaha sana! 😊😂

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on March 3, 2018

😆😂😊

Leila (Guest) on February 25, 2018

😁 Hii ni hazina ya kichekesho!

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on February 13, 2018

Mna kipaji cha ucheshi! 👏😂

Zubeida (Guest) on January 15, 2018

😁 Hii ni dhahabu!

Shamim (Guest) on January 12, 2018

😄 Dhahabu ya vichekesho!

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on January 2, 2018

Kweli mna ucheshi wa hali ya juu sana! 👏😆

Victor Kimario (Guest) on November 19, 2017

Umesema kweli! 👌😂

Victor Kimario (Guest) on November 16, 2017

😂🤣😆👏

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on November 9, 2017

Hii ni joke ya ukweli kabisa! 😂🤣

James Malima (Guest) on October 25, 2017

😂 Nimeipenda kabisa hii!

Mary Kendi (Guest) on October 23, 2017

😄 Umeimaliza kabisa!

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on October 6, 2017

Umeimaliza kabisa, kichekesho gani! 😄

Asha (Guest) on September 19, 2017

😄 Kali sana!

Victor Kimario (Guest) on August 30, 2017

😅 Nilihitaji kicheko hiki, asante!

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on August 9, 2017

🤣🤣😂

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on August 5, 2017

Nilikuwa na siku mbaya hadi niliposoma hii! 😅

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on August 2, 2017

Ucheshi wenu unanifurahisha kila siku! 😆😄

Zawadi (Guest) on July 31, 2017

😄 Sikutarajia hiyo ikitokea!

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on July 20, 2017

Asante Ackyshine

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on June 4, 2017

😂 Hii ni kali sana!

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