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Angalia huyu mwalimu alichokifanya

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Mwalimu aliingia darasani akiwa amechoka kinoma
akawambia wanafunzi.

'leo tutajifunza kipindi cha
dini " wanafunzi wakiwa wanajiandaa ili kuendelea
na kipindi mwalimu akajiegesha kwenye kiti klichokua
karibuu yake baada ya dakika kadhaa mwalimu alipitiwa
na usingizi, ghafla alingia mkurugenzi na
kusimama pembeni mwa kile kiti alichokalia mwalimu
ghafla kmya kikatawala darasani kiasi cha kunfanya
mwalimu ashtuke usingizini aliamka huku akipiga
miayo alpotupa jicho pembeni alimuona mkurugenzi
kasimama pemben! akiwa anababaika alifungua
kinywa na kusema ' Hivi ndivyo walivyolala wanafunzi
wa YESU walipokua wakimsubli kule mlimani, je
kuna mwenye swal? mkurugeni pale alipokua
akapiga makofi na kumsifia mwalimu kwa kufundisha
kwa vitendo.

Je % Ngapi unampa mwalimu kwa
kusolve kibarua chake.????

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George Tenga (Guest) on January 1, 2020

Kweli mna ucheshi wa hali ya juu! 😂🤣

Abubakar (Guest) on November 22, 2019

🤣 Hiyo punchline ilikuwa haikutarajiwa!

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on November 20, 2019

Kweli ni jokes za ukweli! 👏😆

Zulekha (Guest) on October 6, 2019

😆 Hiyo punchline!

Martin Otieno (Guest) on September 19, 2019

Wow, hii kichekesho ni mshindi kamili! 🏆

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on August 25, 2019

Kweli mna ucheshi wa hali ya juu sana! 👏😆

Diana Mallya (Guest) on August 16, 2019

😂🤣😆😅

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on July 19, 2019

😄 Kichekesho kamili!

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on July 14, 2019

🤣 Sikutarajia hiyo!

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on July 6, 2019

😂🤣

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on July 3, 2019

Hii imenibamba sana! 😅🤣

Kazija (Guest) on June 21, 2019

😆 Bado nacheka!

Mwalimu (Guest) on June 18, 2019

😂 Nimeipenda kabisa hii!

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on June 8, 2019

Kila siku napenda jokes zenu! 😆😂

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on May 13, 2019

😆😅😂

Amir (Guest) on May 13, 2019

Hii kichekesho ni ya kuhifadhi bila shaka! 😁

Janet Sumari (Guest) on April 26, 2019

Hii imenifurahisha hadi nacheka kwa sauti! 🤣😅

James Malima (Guest) on April 22, 2019

Nimecheka hadi nimesahau shida zangu! 😂😅

Zuhura (Guest) on April 15, 2019

😂 Siwezi kuacha kucheka!

Susan Wangari (Guest) on April 2, 2019

Nimecheka hadi nina furaha sana! 😆😂

Azima (Guest) on March 31, 2019

😂 Nitaiiba hii bila shaka!

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on March 13, 2019

Nimecheka hadi mbavu zinauma 😂😂

Hamida (Guest) on March 12, 2019

😆 Ninacheka sana sasa hivi!

Paul Kamau (Guest) on March 12, 2019

Nimecheka hadi nimesahau shida! 🤣😆

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on March 7, 2019

😆 Nacheka hadi chini!

Mwakisu (Guest) on March 7, 2019

😅 Bado nacheka!

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on January 28, 2019

😆 Ninaihifadhi kwa baadaye!

Patrick Akech (Guest) on January 26, 2019

😆 Siwezi kuacha kucheka!

Anna Malela (Guest) on January 24, 2019

Ucheshi wenu unanifurahisha sana! 😂👏

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on January 22, 2019

Hii ni joke ya ukweli kabisa! 😂🤣

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on January 16, 2019

Hii imenigonga vizuri, punchline gani! 😆

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on January 6, 2019

Nimecheka hadi nimesahau shida zangu! 😊😅

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on January 4, 2019

Hii imenikumbusha enzi zile! 😅😂

Khalifa (Guest) on December 31, 2018

🤣 Hii kichekesho ni nzuri sana!

Rahma (Guest) on December 31, 2018

😃 Hii imenichekesha kwa sauti kweli!

Grace Mushi (Guest) on December 25, 2018

😄 Kichekesho gani!

Sarafina (Guest) on December 1, 2018

🤣 Hii kichekesho ni nzuri sana!

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on November 27, 2018

Nimecheka hadi nimepata furaha! 😊😆

Victor Kimario (Guest) on November 25, 2018

Huyu mtu ni mcheshi sana! 😂😂

Brian Karanja (Guest) on October 21, 2018

😂 Nacheka hadi nalia!

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on October 17, 2018

😅 Nilihitaji kicheko hiki, asante!

Jafari (Guest) on September 23, 2018

Umeimaliza kabisa, kichekesho gani! 😄

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on September 10, 2018

Hii imenifurahisha sana! 🤣😊

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on August 5, 2018

Hii imenichekesha sana! 🤣😆

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on August 5, 2018

🤣😄😊

Mazrui (Guest) on July 27, 2018

😂 Lazima nihifadhi hii!

Grace Minja (Guest) on April 21, 2018

😂😅

Samuel Were (Guest) on April 14, 2018

Hii imenipa kicheko cha siku! 😂🤣

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on April 14, 2018

Hii imeniboresha wakati wangu wa mapumziko! ☕😆

Alice Mrema (Guest) on April 13, 2018

😅😂👌😊

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on March 27, 2018

😂🤣😂😅

Robert Okello (Guest) on March 8, 2018

😄 Sikutarajia hiyo ikitokea!

Francis Njeru (Guest) on February 22, 2018

🤣 Hiyo twist mwishoni, ingawa!

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on February 17, 2018

Hii imenichekesha sana! 😄😂

John Malisa (Guest) on February 13, 2018

Hii ni joke ya maana sana! 😂👌

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on January 23, 2018

Umetisha! 👌😂

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on December 30, 2017

Kweli mnajua kuchekesha! 😂😂

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on December 27, 2017

😂 Siwezi kuacha kucheka!

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on December 9, 2017

Hii kichekesho imebadilisha kabisa hali yangu! 😃

Chris Okello (Guest) on December 5, 2017

Nimecheka hadi machozi yanatoka! 🤣😭

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