How did the hairdresser win the race?

Susan Wangari (Guest) on April 29, 2022

🤣 That twist at the end, though!

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on April 27, 2022

😂 I need to save this one forever!

Rubea (Guest) on April 25, 2022

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄

Mwanaisha (Guest) on April 25, 2022

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂

Violet Mumo (Guest) on April 17, 2022

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅

Linda Karimi (Guest) on April 6, 2022

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on April 1, 2022

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on March 27, 2022

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁

Rukia (Guest) on March 25, 2022

Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴

Mwanajuma (Guest) on March 25, 2022

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴‍♀️😴

Ibrahim (Guest) on March 11, 2022

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋

Mchuma (Guest) on March 8, 2022

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on March 5, 2022

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on March 1, 2022

I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃‍♂️

Nyota (Guest) on February 27, 2022

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on February 25, 2022

😁 This just made my day!

Mwanaisha (Guest) on February 24, 2022

Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on February 3, 2022

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜

Zubeida (Guest) on January 20, 2022

I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on January 19, 2022

Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on January 12, 2022

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on January 11, 2022

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃

Kiza (Guest) on January 8, 2022

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪

Hamida (Guest) on December 16, 2021

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on December 7, 2021

Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on December 7, 2021

I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴

Rubea (Guest) on December 6, 2021

🤣 Didn’t see it coming!

Warda (Guest) on December 4, 2021

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞

Fatuma (Guest) on November 30, 2021

I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on November 24, 2021

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Rose Waithera (Guest) on November 18, 2021

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on November 17, 2021

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on November 15, 2021

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on October 26, 2021

Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅‍♂️

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on October 26, 2021

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on October 23, 2021

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥

Aziza (Guest) on October 22, 2021

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇‍♀️😆

Hawa (Guest) on October 18, 2021

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on October 16, 2021

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on October 14, 2021

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

Mustafa (Guest) on October 12, 2021

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on October 2, 2021

😆 That punchline!

Nashon (Guest) on October 2, 2021

Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨‍💼

Sarafina (Guest) on September 26, 2021

I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂

Mwanahawa (Guest) on September 16, 2021

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃

Mhina (Guest) on September 8, 2021

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on August 29, 2021

How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷‍♂️🏗️

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on August 26, 2021

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶

George Mallya (Guest) on August 18, 2021

I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅

David Ochieng (Guest) on August 12, 2021

🤣 Sharing this with everyone!

Binti (Guest) on August 12, 2021

Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on July 30, 2021

😄 What a joke!

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on July 25, 2021

I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅

Nashon (Guest) on July 4, 2021

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

Khadija (Guest) on July 3, 2021

This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on June 24, 2021

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on June 21, 2021

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on June 15, 2021

😆 That punchline was epic!

Peter Otieno (Guest) on June 15, 2021

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on June 13, 2021

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝