How do you catch a polar bear?

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on December 5, 2022

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥

George Tenga (Guest) on November 30, 2022

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on November 29, 2022

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨‍🌾🏆

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on November 27, 2022

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on November 8, 2022

😄 Nailed it!

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on November 6, 2022

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on November 6, 2022

I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂

Sekela (Guest) on November 5, 2022

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸

Masika (Guest) on November 1, 2022

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋

Mary Kendi (Guest) on October 25, 2022

What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤

Sarah Karani (Guest) on October 25, 2022

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Ann Wambui (Guest) on October 21, 2022

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕

Mjaka (Guest) on September 27, 2022

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on September 26, 2022

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷‍♂️🤔

Amina (Guest) on September 25, 2022

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤

Charles Mboje (Guest) on September 18, 2022

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on September 9, 2022

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟

Mgeni (Guest) on August 27, 2022

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩

Abubakari (Guest) on August 25, 2022

😆 Laughing so hard right now!

Sarah Karani (Guest) on August 17, 2022

Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯

Wande (Guest) on August 17, 2022

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭

Mzee (Guest) on August 12, 2022

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨‍💼

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on August 12, 2022

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

Sarafina (Guest) on August 7, 2022

😆 That punchline was epic!

Saidi (Guest) on August 2, 2022

They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡

Habiba (Guest) on July 30, 2022

😆 Saving this one!

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on July 28, 2022

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖

Frank Macha (Guest) on July 14, 2022

I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on July 7, 2022

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙

Mhina (Guest) on July 6, 2022

Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌

Anna Malela (Guest) on June 27, 2022

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎

Irene Akoth (Guest) on May 19, 2022

I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆

Mwanajuma (Guest) on May 12, 2022

What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴‍☠️🥬

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on May 11, 2022

The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂

Mtumwa (Guest) on May 10, 2022

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on May 7, 2022

I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅

Baridi (Guest) on May 1, 2022

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on April 29, 2022

How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️

Zuhura (Guest) on April 24, 2022

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

Amani (Guest) on April 22, 2022

My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅

Ndoto (Guest) on April 18, 2022

I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄

James Kawawa (Guest) on April 10, 2022

Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓

George Mallya (Guest) on April 8, 2022

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦‍♀️

Rahim (Guest) on April 2, 2022

😁 Best laugh of the day!

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on March 23, 2022

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺

Maimuna (Guest) on March 20, 2022

Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹

Chiku (Guest) on March 14, 2022

How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮

Josephine (Guest) on March 2, 2022

Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️

Michael Mboya (Guest) on March 1, 2022

I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣

Janet Sumari (Guest) on February 26, 2022

😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!

Grace Mligo (Guest) on February 17, 2022

What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜

Binti (Guest) on February 6, 2022

😂 I’m saving this one!

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on January 31, 2022

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on January 8, 2022

Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on January 1, 2022

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on January 1, 2022

😂 So funny!

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on December 29, 2021

🤣 Sharing this with everyone!

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on December 22, 2021

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯

David Sokoine (Guest) on December 18, 2021

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓

Fatuma (Guest) on December 16, 2021

I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️