What did the hamburger name her daughter?

John Kamande (Guest) on September 30, 2022

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰

James Kimani (Guest) on September 30, 2022

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on September 27, 2022

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on September 18, 2022

Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔

Ann Wambui (Guest) on September 17, 2022

😄 You got me good!

Kiza (Guest) on September 13, 2022

Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on September 6, 2022

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on September 5, 2022

What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴‍☠️🦵

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on September 2, 2022

Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on September 2, 2022

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on August 28, 2022

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!

Mwanais (Guest) on August 26, 2022

Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜

Jaffar (Guest) on August 24, 2022

😂 I need to save this one forever!

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on August 11, 2022

🤣 Pure genius!

Mwalimu (Guest) on August 6, 2022

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Aziza (Guest) on July 17, 2022

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪

Jane Muthui (Guest) on July 14, 2022

Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on July 13, 2022

I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯

Mwachumu (Guest) on July 2, 2022

I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on June 24, 2022

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓

Martin Otieno (Guest) on June 23, 2022

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!

Moses Mwita (Guest) on June 23, 2022

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕

Mchuma (Guest) on June 21, 2022

I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸‍♂️🦇

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on June 17, 2022

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on June 10, 2022

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠

Mwalimu (Guest) on June 5, 2022

😃 Instant mood boost!

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on June 3, 2022

What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻

Sarah Karani (Guest) on June 1, 2022

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on May 20, 2022

Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸

Anna Mchome (Guest) on May 9, 2022

The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on April 28, 2022

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌

Grace Minja (Guest) on April 23, 2022

I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on April 23, 2022

This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on April 23, 2022

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔

Tambwe (Guest) on April 23, 2022

I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Binti (Guest) on April 17, 2022

I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on April 13, 2022

If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️

Jabir (Guest) on April 10, 2022

I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on April 7, 2022

😂 Can’t wait to share this!

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on April 4, 2022

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚

Zainab (Guest) on April 3, 2022

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾

Abdullah (Guest) on March 29, 2022

If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯

Zawadi (Guest) on March 29, 2022

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️

Raha (Guest) on March 9, 2022

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆

Kiza (Guest) on March 2, 2022

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on March 1, 2022

This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃

George Ndungu (Guest) on February 28, 2022

😃 Mood instantly lifted!

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on February 26, 2022

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on February 22, 2022

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️

Khadija (Guest) on February 12, 2022

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️

Jamal (Guest) on February 9, 2022

Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂

Maimuna (Guest) on February 5, 2022

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on February 4, 2022

🤣 Didn’t see it coming!

Saidi (Guest) on January 9, 2022

I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄

Farida (Guest) on January 9, 2022

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖

Zulekha (Guest) on January 4, 2022

Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰

Jamal (Guest) on January 1, 2022

😁 Added to my favorites!

Anna Sumari (Guest) on December 30, 2021

My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠

Nassar (Guest) on December 26, 2021

I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆

Sultan (Guest) on December 23, 2021

I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳