What do a car and an elephant have in common?

Rose Waithera (Guest) on October 26, 2022

😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!

Rukia (Guest) on October 16, 2022

Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰

Binti (Guest) on September 30, 2022

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡

Rabia (Guest) on September 27, 2022

I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on September 26, 2022

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯

Salum (Guest) on September 25, 2022

What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on September 20, 2022

😂 I’m saving this one!

Abubakar (Guest) on September 19, 2022

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on September 5, 2022

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆

Jafari (Guest) on September 2, 2022

🤣 That twist at the end, though!

Charles Mrope (Guest) on September 2, 2022

I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷‍♀️

Fatuma (Guest) on August 29, 2022

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on August 26, 2022

Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️

Omari (Guest) on August 24, 2022

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆

Mwanaidi (Guest) on August 10, 2022

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on August 10, 2022

Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜

James Mduma (Guest) on August 9, 2022

If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙

Abdullah (Guest) on July 31, 2022

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳

Jane Muthui (Guest) on July 29, 2022

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁

Neema (Guest) on July 20, 2022

😅 I’m still laughing!

Shabani (Guest) on July 18, 2022

I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜

Rehema (Guest) on July 17, 2022

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂

Biashara (Guest) on July 13, 2022

I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆

Saidi (Guest) on July 13, 2022

What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭

John Mushi (Guest) on July 12, 2022

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on July 12, 2022

🤣 Brilliant joke!

Nasra (Guest) on June 16, 2022

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵

Janet Wambura (Guest) on May 28, 2022

😅 I needed that laugh!

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on May 25, 2022

Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋

Grace Minja (Guest) on May 16, 2022

Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on April 27, 2022

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰

Mwanaisha (Guest) on April 26, 2022

Monday should be optional. 😴⏳

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on April 24, 2022

I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳

Moses Mwita (Guest) on April 22, 2022

This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on April 20, 2022

I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅

Peter Otieno (Guest) on April 14, 2022

I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅

Moses Mwita (Guest) on April 13, 2022

😂 Can’t wait to share this!

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on April 11, 2022

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on April 10, 2022

😆 Totally hilarious!

Janet Sumari (Guest) on April 10, 2022

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on March 28, 2022

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂

Irene Makena (Guest) on March 24, 2022

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on March 19, 2022

Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯‍♂️

Leila (Guest) on March 14, 2022

If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴

Shamsa (Guest) on March 7, 2022

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on March 6, 2022

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎

Mary Kendi (Guest) on February 23, 2022

😆 Bookmarking this!

Janet Sumari (Guest) on February 18, 2022

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on February 15, 2022

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴

Zakia (Guest) on February 14, 2022

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on February 5, 2022

Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚

Charles Mboje (Guest) on January 24, 2022

I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Mwanahawa (Guest) on December 26, 2021

😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on December 20, 2021

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on December 18, 2021

How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on December 3, 2021

What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on November 27, 2021

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on November 13, 2021

What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴‍☠️🦵

Sarafina (Guest) on November 12, 2021

I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Mwajuma (Guest) on November 8, 2021

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅