What do elves learn in school?

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on September 16, 2022

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳

Shani (Guest) on August 29, 2022

😁 Best laugh of the day!

Rose Waithera (Guest) on August 20, 2022

I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Sumaya (Guest) on August 20, 2022

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on August 13, 2022

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️

Robert Okello (Guest) on July 31, 2022

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️

Halimah (Guest) on July 26, 2022

Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆

Mwanaisha (Guest) on July 25, 2022

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on July 22, 2022

I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆

Mwajabu (Guest) on July 7, 2022

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on June 26, 2022

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on June 21, 2022

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on June 18, 2022

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on June 18, 2022

Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on June 2, 2022

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬

Mwanaidi (Guest) on May 29, 2022

I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆

Baraka (Guest) on May 17, 2022

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on May 8, 2022

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾

Issack (Guest) on May 2, 2022

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶

Zubeida (Guest) on April 25, 2022

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉

Jaffar (Guest) on April 13, 2022

😆 Still cracking up!

George Tenga (Guest) on March 31, 2022

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on March 25, 2022

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣

Kahina (Guest) on March 10, 2022

🤣 That punchline was unexpected!

George Wanjala (Guest) on March 9, 2022

😆 Bookmarking this!

Charles Wafula (Guest) on March 8, 2022

What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤

Omari (Guest) on February 17, 2022

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

Wande (Guest) on February 13, 2022

How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛‍♂️✉️

Fadhili (Guest) on February 10, 2022

I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎

Kevin Maina (Guest) on January 27, 2022

This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on January 12, 2022

I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌

Janet Sumari (Guest) on January 8, 2022

Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️

John Lissu (Guest) on December 29, 2021

Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥

Omari (Guest) on December 23, 2021

This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on December 21, 2021

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on December 9, 2021

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on December 8, 2021

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂

Ann Awino (Guest) on November 28, 2021

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on November 17, 2021

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️

Mwinyi (Guest) on November 13, 2021

Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on November 7, 2021

The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂

Robert Okello (Guest) on November 5, 2021

😆 Totally hilarious!

Sultan (Guest) on October 28, 2021

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on October 12, 2021

This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂

Mzee (Guest) on October 1, 2021

😄 Too good!

Maulid (Guest) on September 22, 2021

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on September 6, 2021

Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on September 5, 2021

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆

Patrick Akech (Guest) on September 1, 2021

😃 Instant mood boost!

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on September 1, 2021

I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸‍♂️🦇

Rubea (Guest) on August 23, 2021

😅 I needed that!

Furaha (Guest) on August 11, 2021

My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅

Anna Sumari (Guest) on August 8, 2021

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕

Mwafirika (Guest) on August 1, 2021

Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃‍♀️🥵

Salima (Guest) on July 31, 2021

Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴

Charles Mrope (Guest) on July 29, 2021

Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️

Fadhili (Guest) on July 24, 2021

You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on July 6, 2021

I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on July 3, 2021

I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬

Ann Awino (Guest) on June 28, 2021

Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻