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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

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Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A: A stick! ๐ŸŒณ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ”„


Explanation:
You see, a boomerang is known for its unique ability to return to the person who threw it. But if it doesn't come back, well, it's just a plain old stick! No fancy aerodynamics or magical powers. Just a simple stick that you can use for other things, like playing fetch with a dog or pretending to be a wizard with a wand. So, next time you encounter a boomerang that refuses to come back, just remember, it's just a stick keeping its distance from the boomerang club! ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿช“๐ŸŒช๏ธ

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Mary Kendi (Guest) on September 24, 2022

Haha, this joke is a keeper! ๐Ÿ“Œ

Zulekha (Guest) on September 23, 2022

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. โณ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on August 27, 2022

๐Ÿ˜ This is an absolute gem of a joke!

Charles Mrope (Guest) on August 25, 2022

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! ๐Ÿปโ€โ„๏ธ๐Ÿ 

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on August 24, 2022

I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿค”

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on August 19, 2022

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฏ

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on August 14, 2022

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. ๐Ÿ’‘๐Ÿคฃ

Ndoto (Guest) on July 26, 2022

๐Ÿ˜„ You got me good!

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on July 24, 2022

My life feels like a test I didnโ€™t study for. ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿคฏ

Hekima (Guest) on July 18, 2022

I am on a 30-day diet. So far, Iโ€™ve lost 15 days. ๐Ÿ“…๐Ÿ”

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on July 4, 2022

If Cinderellaโ€™s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿค”

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on July 3, 2022

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ’ช

Nuru (Guest) on June 29, 2022

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! ๐ŸŽผ๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™€๏ธ

Umi (Guest) on June 17, 2022

๐Ÿ˜† Rolling on the floor!

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on June 17, 2022

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฆ˜

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on June 6, 2022

Whatโ€™s a pirateโ€™s favorite exercise? The plank! ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿฆต

Biashara (Guest) on May 31, 2022

๐Ÿ˜† Canโ€™t stop laughing!

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on May 29, 2022

Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘ฅ

James Malima (Guest) on May 13, 2022

๐Ÿ˜‚ This is a keeper!

Maulid (Guest) on May 11, 2022

At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. ๐Ÿ‘“๐Ÿ˜œ

Zakia (Guest) on May 6, 2022

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasnโ€™t tried chocolate. ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ˜‚

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on May 5, 2022

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! ๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿ‘‹

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on May 1, 2022

Whatโ€™s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! ๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿข

Kazija (Guest) on April 27, 2022

I donโ€™t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿ˜œ

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on March 31, 2022

Iโ€™m reading a book on anti-gravity. Itโ€™s impossible to put down! ๐Ÿ“–๐Ÿ˜†

Chris Okello (Guest) on March 23, 2022

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜ด

Khadija (Guest) on March 16, 2022

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ๐Ÿ„๐Ÿฆถ

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on March 16, 2022

Iโ€™m not saying Iโ€™m Batman, but youโ€™ve never seen us in the same room together. ๐Ÿฆธโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿฆ‡

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on March 11, 2022

๐Ÿ˜… Needed this laugh, thanks!

Michael Onyango (Guest) on February 24, 2022

Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they donโ€™t have chairs! ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿฅš

Anna Sumari (Guest) on February 12, 2022

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ

Nassor (Guest) on February 9, 2022

๐Ÿ˜† Iโ€™m literally in stitches right now!

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on February 6, 2022

Whatโ€™s a ghostโ€™s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! ๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿฅง

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on January 31, 2022

๐Ÿ˜‚ This joke just made my day!

Fikiri (Guest) on January 19, 2022

๐Ÿ˜ Best laugh of the day!

Mwanaidha (Guest) on January 13, 2022

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. ๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ’ค

Janet Sumari (Guest) on January 8, 2022

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿ˜‚

Khamis (Guest) on January 6, 2022

Iโ€™m not overweight. Iโ€™m just under-tall. ๐Ÿ‹๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿค

Abdillah (Guest) on January 5, 2022

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. ๐Ÿฉณ๐Ÿ˜‚

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on December 22, 2021

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! ๐Ÿ‘ โšฝ

Victor Kimario (Guest) on December 16, 2021

Iโ€™ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ๐Ÿš‰๐Ÿค”

Daudi (Guest) on December 12, 2021

Dieting is wishful shrinking. ๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿ˜†

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on December 12, 2021

Iโ€™m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ’ผ

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on December 3, 2021

Iโ€™m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. ๐ŸŽง๐Ÿค”

Ann Awino (Guest) on November 21, 2021

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, theyโ€™d be bagels! ๐Ÿฅฏ๐ŸŒŠ

Michael Mboya (Guest) on November 10, 2021

Why canโ€™t you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheโ€™ll let it go! ๐ŸŽˆโ„๏ธ

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on November 7, 2021

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. ๐Ÿงโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ”ต

Martin Otieno (Guest) on October 31, 2021

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasnโ€™t peeling well! ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿค’

Jane Malecela (Guest) on October 28, 2021

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! ๐Ÿ‹๐ŸŽป

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on September 28, 2021

Iโ€™m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, Iโ€™ve lost two days. ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿ˜‚

Rukia (Guest) on September 24, 2021

I canโ€™t brain today. I has the dumb. ๐Ÿง ๐Ÿคฏ

Mwachumu (Guest) on September 20, 2021

๐Ÿ˜‚ Iโ€™m dying!

Diana Mallya (Guest) on September 18, 2021

Wine is to women as duct tape is to menโ€”it fixes everything. ๐Ÿท๐Ÿ˜‚

Abdullah (Guest) on September 12, 2021

๐Ÿ˜† That punchline!

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on September 7, 2021

Running late is my cardio. ๐Ÿ•’๐Ÿƒโ€โ™€๏ธ

Latifa (Guest) on September 7, 2021

๐Ÿ˜… Iโ€™m still laughing!

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on August 26, 2021

What do you call a bear thatโ€™s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! ๐Ÿป๐ŸŒง๏ธ

Mtumwa (Guest) on August 26, 2021

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeรฑo business! ๐ŸŒถ๏ธ๐Ÿคญ

Jabir (Guest) on August 25, 2021

Why donโ€™t koalas count as bears? They donโ€™t have the koalifications! ๐Ÿจ๐ŸŽ“

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on August 24, 2021

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. ๐Ÿฆฉ๐Ÿ˜‚

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