What do you call a teacher with no arms, no legs, and no body?

Yusra (Guest) on September 7, 2022

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️

Aziza (Guest) on September 4, 2022

😃 Instant mood boost!

Kijakazi (Guest) on August 28, 2022

😅 I had to share this with everyone!

Nahida (Guest) on August 21, 2022

😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on August 19, 2022

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦‍♂️🤣

Shukuru (Guest) on August 18, 2022

😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on August 14, 2022

I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄

Josephine (Guest) on August 12, 2022

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅

Chum (Guest) on August 4, 2022

I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on August 1, 2022

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on July 28, 2022

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Fatuma (Guest) on July 22, 2022

I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on July 22, 2022

😁 This is gold!

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on July 19, 2022

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹

Hekima (Guest) on July 17, 2022

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻

Baridi (Guest) on July 14, 2022

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵

Salima (Guest) on July 9, 2022

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on July 6, 2022

Monday should be optional. 😴⏳

Victor Kimario (Guest) on July 3, 2022

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on July 2, 2022

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on June 29, 2022

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on June 11, 2022

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴

Abubakari (Guest) on June 6, 2022

Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣

Anna Sumari (Guest) on June 1, 2022

Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨‍💼

Peter Mbise (Guest) on May 18, 2022

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟

Anna Malela (Guest) on May 16, 2022

😂 I need to save this one forever!

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on May 7, 2022

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑

Francis Njeru (Guest) on May 7, 2022

🤣 This joke is just too good!

Kahina (Guest) on May 6, 2022

This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on April 27, 2022

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

Arifa (Guest) on April 22, 2022

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆

Amina (Guest) on April 14, 2022

🤣 This joke is too good!

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on March 27, 2022

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on March 24, 2022

I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on March 10, 2022

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on March 3, 2022

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆

Halima (Guest) on March 1, 2022

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️

Mwafirika (Guest) on February 25, 2022

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌

Saidi (Guest) on February 24, 2022

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on February 22, 2022

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣

Tabu (Guest) on February 19, 2022

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙

Anna Mchome (Guest) on February 14, 2022

I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on February 11, 2022

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Neema (Guest) on February 11, 2022

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅

Mhina (Guest) on February 7, 2022

😂 I can’t stop laughing!

Ahmed (Guest) on January 30, 2022

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓

Henry Mollel (Guest) on January 26, 2022

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on January 25, 2022

🤣 This one’s fire!

Nora Kidata (Guest) on January 23, 2022

😆 Laughing so hard right now!

Furaha (Guest) on January 22, 2022

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on January 20, 2022

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on January 14, 2022

😆 I’m dying over here!

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on January 8, 2022

How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️

Zakia (Guest) on January 7, 2022

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔

Frank Macha (Guest) on December 29, 2021

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇‍♀️😆

Frank Macha (Guest) on December 24, 2021

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥

Kahina (Guest) on December 21, 2021

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘

Zainab (Guest) on December 21, 2021

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Mwajuma (Guest) on December 12, 2021

😆 Still cracking up!

David Nyerere (Guest) on November 27, 2021

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴