What do you give a sick lemon?

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on December 8, 2022

I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on December 5, 2022

😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on December 2, 2022

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

Mashaka (Guest) on November 21, 2022

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓

Mary Mrope (Guest) on November 12, 2022

I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Rehema (Guest) on November 10, 2022

😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!

Furaha (Guest) on November 10, 2022

🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!

Chris Okello (Guest) on October 30, 2022

I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜

Mhina (Guest) on October 29, 2022

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎

Mwinyi (Guest) on October 27, 2022

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷‍♂️

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on October 4, 2022

I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️‍♂️🤏

Josephine (Guest) on October 1, 2022

I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

John Lissu (Guest) on September 27, 2022

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅

Fadhili (Guest) on September 23, 2022

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Samuel Were (Guest) on September 22, 2022

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡

Robert Okello (Guest) on September 6, 2022

Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰

Rahim (Guest) on August 29, 2022

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽

Mwanajuma (Guest) on August 9, 2022

Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃‍♀️🥵

Josephine (Guest) on August 6, 2022

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋

Baridi (Guest) on August 3, 2022

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on August 3, 2022

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔

Anna Malela (Guest) on July 21, 2022

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on July 19, 2022

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴‍♀️😴

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on July 14, 2022

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on July 13, 2022

I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on June 25, 2022

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜

Rubea (Guest) on June 23, 2022

😆 Bookmarking this!

Jamila (Guest) on June 17, 2022

I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on June 13, 2022

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎

Issack (Guest) on May 29, 2022

I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂

Peter Mbise (Guest) on May 13, 2022

I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆

George Wanjala (Guest) on May 13, 2022

I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️‍♂️👶

Francis Mrope (Guest) on May 12, 2022

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴

Brian Karanja (Guest) on May 7, 2022

Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on May 5, 2022

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓

Anna Mchome (Guest) on May 5, 2022

Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on May 5, 2022

😂 Can't stop laughing!

Tabu (Guest) on April 20, 2022

😂 I can’t stop laughing!

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on April 18, 2022

I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on April 18, 2022

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on April 5, 2022

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨

Fatuma (Guest) on April 1, 2022

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on March 31, 2022

I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔

Frank Macha (Guest) on March 19, 2022

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️

Abubakari (Guest) on March 17, 2022

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏

Mwanahawa (Guest) on March 9, 2022

If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on February 26, 2022

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on January 29, 2022

😂 This is a keeper!

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on January 25, 2022

My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on January 13, 2022

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯

Amir (Guest) on January 13, 2022

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on January 9, 2022

I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩‍💼

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on January 4, 2022

I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️

Mwakisu (Guest) on December 30, 2021

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on December 26, 2021

If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕

Juma (Guest) on December 26, 2021

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on December 25, 2021

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒

Rehema (Guest) on December 24, 2021

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌

Nassar (Guest) on December 23, 2021

What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on December 17, 2021

I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸‍♂️😎