What does a skeleton order for dinner?

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on January 6, 2023

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on January 3, 2023

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on December 26, 2022

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on December 18, 2022

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴

Daudi (Guest) on December 8, 2022

😂 Gotta save this!

Daudi (Guest) on November 27, 2022

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵

Linda Karimi (Guest) on November 19, 2022

The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂

Amani (Guest) on November 15, 2022

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼

Kiza (Guest) on November 14, 2022

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on November 9, 2022

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on November 9, 2022

🤣 Sharing this right now!

Anna Sumari (Guest) on November 2, 2022

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴

Safiya (Guest) on November 1, 2022

This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃

Fadhili (Guest) on October 30, 2022

How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷‍♂️🏗️

Mary Njeri (Guest) on October 28, 2022

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅

Faiza (Guest) on October 26, 2022

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Daniel Obura (Guest) on October 22, 2022

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅

Khamis (Guest) on October 21, 2022

What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on October 20, 2022

I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on October 18, 2022

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘

Abubakar (Guest) on October 14, 2022

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️

Ramadhan (Guest) on October 5, 2022

Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴‍☠️📚

James Kimani (Guest) on October 2, 2022

This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣

Zawadi (Guest) on September 29, 2022

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on September 27, 2022

How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛‍♂️✉️

Rehema (Guest) on September 26, 2022

Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯

Bahati (Guest) on September 20, 2022

😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on September 17, 2022

What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗

Fadhili (Guest) on September 17, 2022

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬

Fadhila (Guest) on September 13, 2022

😆 This one really got me!

Issa (Guest) on September 12, 2022

Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on September 11, 2022

I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on September 10, 2022

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on August 28, 2022

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣

Mwanahawa (Guest) on August 26, 2022

😂 This joke just made my day!

Shani (Guest) on August 26, 2022

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on August 20, 2022

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on August 9, 2022

What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷‍♂️

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on August 4, 2022

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁

Chiku (Guest) on July 21, 2022

😆 Rolling on the floor!

Baraka (Guest) on July 18, 2022

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔

Susan Wangari (Guest) on July 14, 2022

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀

Mwanajuma (Guest) on July 14, 2022

This is pure comedy gold! 😄

Sumaya (Guest) on July 7, 2022

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️

Yahya (Guest) on June 29, 2022

If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on June 29, 2022

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

Nahida (Guest) on June 27, 2022

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨‍💼

Michael Mboya (Guest) on June 25, 2022

Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨

Victor Kimario (Guest) on June 9, 2022

If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️

Mohamed (Guest) on May 30, 2022

😁 This just made my day!

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on May 26, 2022

I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅

Rose Waithera (Guest) on May 21, 2022

I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on May 19, 2022

😆 Saving this one!

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on May 14, 2022

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀

Salima (Guest) on May 3, 2022

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨‍🌾🏆

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on April 23, 2022

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on April 22, 2022

I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆

Mwanajuma (Guest) on March 25, 2022

I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧

Mary Mrope (Guest) on March 17, 2022

Monday should be optional. 😴⏳

George Tenga (Guest) on March 5, 2022

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴