What is a top’s favorite ride at the amusement park?

Mary Kendi (Guest) on October 10, 2022

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on October 1, 2022

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on September 18, 2022

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

Fikiri (Guest) on September 16, 2022

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on September 16, 2022

Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on September 15, 2022

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️

Alice Mrema (Guest) on September 10, 2022

What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗

John Malisa (Guest) on September 7, 2022

I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Maulid (Guest) on September 6, 2022

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱

Halimah (Guest) on September 5, 2022

😄 Nailed it!

David Musyoka (Guest) on September 4, 2022

Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄

Alice Jebet (Guest) on August 15, 2022

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐

Juma (Guest) on August 12, 2022

Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on August 10, 2022

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️

Nuru (Guest) on July 29, 2022

Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯‍♂️

Selemani (Guest) on July 22, 2022

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on July 14, 2022

😅 I needed that!

Zuhura (Guest) on July 11, 2022

The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on July 2, 2022

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅

Maneno (Guest) on June 29, 2022

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Jamal (Guest) on June 26, 2022

I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on June 24, 2022

Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

Raha (Guest) on June 24, 2022

😂 This is a keeper!

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on June 21, 2022

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗

George Ndungu (Guest) on June 18, 2022

Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜

Maulid (Guest) on May 30, 2022

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆

Makame (Guest) on May 24, 2022

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔

Mhina (Guest) on May 16, 2022

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂

Ann Awino (Guest) on May 9, 2022

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔

Mwanahawa (Guest) on April 29, 2022

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅

Samuel Were (Guest) on April 13, 2022

I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵

Mary Kidata (Guest) on April 13, 2022

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️

Zakia (Guest) on April 12, 2022

I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on April 11, 2022

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣

David Ochieng (Guest) on April 11, 2022

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅

Leila (Guest) on April 5, 2022

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙

Nchi (Guest) on March 21, 2022

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on March 21, 2022

😁 Added to my favorites!

Sofia (Guest) on March 18, 2022

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on March 14, 2022

I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆

Zulekha (Guest) on March 14, 2022

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️

Bahati (Guest) on March 10, 2022

😂 Gotta save this!

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on February 1, 2022

😄 You totally won the internet today!

John Malisa (Guest) on January 28, 2022

I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔

Sumaya (Guest) on January 27, 2022

I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on January 26, 2022

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Mwalimu (Guest) on January 18, 2022

This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯

Linda Karimi (Guest) on January 11, 2022

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸

Ramadhan (Guest) on January 4, 2022

Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃‍♀️🥵

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on December 24, 2021

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞

Jane Muthui (Guest) on December 5, 2021

I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶

Mary Kidata (Guest) on December 5, 2021

😂 So funny!

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on November 26, 2021

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!

Azima (Guest) on November 21, 2021

😂 I’m saving this one!

Abubakari (Guest) on November 19, 2021

How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋

Khadija (Guest) on November 14, 2021

😄 What a joke!

Mwachumu (Guest) on November 7, 2021

Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷‍♂️

Mashaka (Guest) on November 5, 2021

😂 Can't stop laughing!

Hamida (Guest) on November 4, 2021

I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏

Alice Jebet (Guest) on October 29, 2021

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂