George Mallya (Guest) on December 23, 2022

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕

Furaha (Guest) on December 16, 2022

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣

Nahida (Guest) on December 16, 2022

I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄

George Mallya (Guest) on December 12, 2022

😁 This made my day!

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on December 9, 2022

I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on December 8, 2022

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋

Baridi (Guest) on December 6, 2022

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧

Sarah Karani (Guest) on November 30, 2022

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♀️😮‍💨

Nashon (Guest) on November 28, 2022

Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠

David Chacha (Guest) on November 23, 2022

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on November 16, 2022

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on November 13, 2022

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on November 10, 2022

I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️

George Tenga (Guest) on November 1, 2022

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on October 28, 2022

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on October 27, 2022

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴

George Mallya (Guest) on October 25, 2022

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on October 21, 2022

Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️

James Kawawa (Guest) on October 6, 2022

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅

Mwanahawa (Guest) on September 26, 2022

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on September 22, 2022

I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂

Patrick Akech (Guest) on September 12, 2022

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴

Henry Mollel (Guest) on September 10, 2022

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on August 30, 2022

What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜

Amina (Guest) on August 29, 2022

I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️

Mwanajuma (Guest) on August 25, 2022

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬

Mary Kendi (Guest) on August 12, 2022

I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳

Mwanajuma (Guest) on August 7, 2022

😆 Saving this one!

Daniel Obura (Guest) on August 7, 2022

😄 You got me good!

Shabani (Guest) on July 20, 2022

What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰

David Musyoka (Guest) on July 19, 2022

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓

George Mallya (Guest) on July 17, 2022

I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆

George Tenga (Guest) on July 14, 2022

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫

Hawa (Guest) on July 14, 2022

🤣 Brilliant joke!

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on July 10, 2022

What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎

John Mushi (Guest) on July 8, 2022

Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡

Fikiri (Guest) on July 4, 2022

😄 Perfect joke!

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on June 28, 2022

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on June 28, 2022

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on June 24, 2022

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on June 20, 2022

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪

Mashaka (Guest) on June 20, 2022

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️

John Lissu (Guest) on June 8, 2022

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅

Ann Awino (Guest) on June 1, 2022

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on May 31, 2022

😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on May 25, 2022

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on May 25, 2022

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼

Khalifa (Guest) on May 16, 2022

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓

Baridi (Guest) on May 16, 2022

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️

Majid (Guest) on May 15, 2022

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃

Kevin Maina (Guest) on May 14, 2022

Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌

Sultan (Guest) on April 28, 2022

🤣 That punchline was unexpected!

Hashim (Guest) on April 26, 2022

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜

Anna Malela (Guest) on April 22, 2022

I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐

Tabu (Guest) on April 19, 2022

😁 This is gold!

Zuhura (Guest) on April 12, 2022

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳

Francis Mrope (Guest) on March 30, 2022

Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on March 18, 2022

Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜

Nashon (Guest) on March 17, 2022

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on March 15, 2022

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌