What often falls in winter, but never gets hurt?

James Kimani (Guest) on December 1, 2022

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆

James Kimani (Guest) on November 24, 2022

😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!

Khamis (Guest) on November 14, 2022

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉

Salima (Guest) on November 13, 2022

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬

George Ndungu (Guest) on November 10, 2022

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on November 4, 2022

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶

John Lissu (Guest) on October 30, 2022

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on October 18, 2022

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

George Ndungu (Guest) on October 15, 2022

What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴‍☠️🥬

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on October 14, 2022

I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣

Victor Malima (Guest) on October 7, 2022

How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻

Rabia (Guest) on September 25, 2022

😂 Can’t wait to share this!

Jafari (Guest) on September 15, 2022

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on September 9, 2022

This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on September 4, 2022

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on August 30, 2022

I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️

Kazija (Guest) on August 15, 2022

What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on August 6, 2022

I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on August 5, 2022

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴

Nyota (Guest) on August 3, 2022

I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳

Mwanaidi (Guest) on July 30, 2022

Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤

Victor Kamau (Guest) on July 26, 2022

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆

Linda Karimi (Guest) on July 25, 2022

I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on July 23, 2022

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸‍♂️

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on July 20, 2022

I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆

Mgeni (Guest) on July 19, 2022

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥

Muslima (Guest) on July 16, 2022

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔

David Chacha (Guest) on July 14, 2022

Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓

Selemani (Guest) on July 10, 2022

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on July 5, 2022

I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on June 28, 2022

I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on June 25, 2022

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅

James Malima (Guest) on June 16, 2022

😄 Too good!

Chum (Guest) on June 8, 2022

Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜

Mwinyi (Guest) on June 4, 2022

😆 That punchline was epic!

Ali (Guest) on June 4, 2022

How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌

Diana Mallya (Guest) on May 27, 2022

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪

Zuhura (Guest) on May 22, 2022

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭

Mchuma (Guest) on May 13, 2022

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on May 7, 2022

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣

Furaha (Guest) on April 23, 2022

Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠

Nashon (Guest) on April 15, 2022

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on April 14, 2022

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼

Athumani (Guest) on April 3, 2022

😄 You got me!

John Kamande (Guest) on April 1, 2022

😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!

Sofia (Guest) on March 20, 2022

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥

Kazija (Guest) on March 17, 2022

This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯

Ibrahim (Guest) on March 14, 2022

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on February 28, 2022

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬

Amani (Guest) on February 24, 2022

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️

Ali (Guest) on February 6, 2022

I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃‍♂️

Brian Karanja (Guest) on January 30, 2022

I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶

David Kawawa (Guest) on January 24, 2022

😆 Bookmarking this!

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on January 18, 2022

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on January 14, 2022

How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on January 6, 2022

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️

Zawadi (Guest) on January 3, 2022

🤣 This one got me good!

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on December 20, 2021

It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂

Sofia (Guest) on December 17, 2021

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌

Abdullah (Guest) on December 14, 2021

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗