What should you do if your teacher rolls her eyes at you?

Mwakisu (Guest) on October 19, 2022

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on October 12, 2022

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on October 11, 2022

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯

Henry Mollel (Guest) on October 11, 2022

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆

Mchuma (Guest) on October 10, 2022

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on October 5, 2022

At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on October 3, 2022

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆

Nassar (Guest) on September 22, 2022

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on September 21, 2022

In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆‍♂️😂

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on September 5, 2022

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚

Abdullah (Guest) on August 28, 2022

This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on August 12, 2022

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️

Moses Mwita (Guest) on July 26, 2022

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧

Rehema (Guest) on July 25, 2022

Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄

George Ndungu (Guest) on July 19, 2022

What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on July 19, 2022

Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on July 18, 2022

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳

Mwanajuma (Guest) on July 14, 2022

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳

Ann Wambui (Guest) on July 10, 2022

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Fikiri (Guest) on July 8, 2022

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Issa (Guest) on July 7, 2022

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on July 6, 2022

Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️

Alice Jebet (Guest) on July 4, 2022

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on June 27, 2022

What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on June 26, 2022

😂 Can't stop laughing!

Zainab (Guest) on June 23, 2022

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on June 20, 2022

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖

Sarah Karani (Guest) on June 17, 2022

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣

Muslima (Guest) on June 15, 2022

I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on June 10, 2022

I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳

Samuel Were (Guest) on June 9, 2022

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫

Kheri (Guest) on June 9, 2022

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️

Mwajabu (Guest) on June 6, 2022

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦‍♀️

James Kimani (Guest) on June 3, 2022

Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋

Ramadhan (Guest) on May 28, 2022

I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬

Paul Kamau (Guest) on May 26, 2022

😂 This is too funny!

Grace Mligo (Guest) on May 18, 2022

Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤

Mashaka (Guest) on May 14, 2022

Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️

Salima (Guest) on May 13, 2022

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on April 28, 2022

I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩‍💼

Brian Karanja (Guest) on April 22, 2022

😆 That punchline!

Yahya (Guest) on April 9, 2022

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️

David Sokoine (Guest) on April 3, 2022

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on April 2, 2022

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧

Tabu (Guest) on March 31, 2022

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on March 23, 2022

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!

Wande (Guest) on March 19, 2022

I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on March 9, 2022

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓

Zuhura (Guest) on March 7, 2022

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️

Josephine (Guest) on March 1, 2022

😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!

Robert Okello (Guest) on February 28, 2022

The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴

Aziza (Guest) on February 27, 2022

🤣 Didn’t see that coming!

Mwinyi (Guest) on February 18, 2022

I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️

Salum (Guest) on February 16, 2022

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛‍♂️🍊

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on February 7, 2022

Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on February 5, 2022

How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on February 3, 2022

If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴

Ali (Guest) on January 24, 2022

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on January 18, 2022

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔

Patrick Akech (Guest) on January 10, 2022

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾