What time is it when you have a toothache?

Amir (Guest) on October 26, 2022

Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤

Chris Okello (Guest) on October 26, 2022

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡

Jane Muthui (Guest) on October 19, 2022

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on October 8, 2022

I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Azima (Guest) on September 29, 2022

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️

David Musyoka (Guest) on September 15, 2022

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on September 11, 2022

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸‍♂️

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on September 10, 2022

You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷‍♂️

Ibrahim (Guest) on September 2, 2022

Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚

Jane Muthui (Guest) on August 24, 2022

I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼

Khalifa (Guest) on August 8, 2022

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on August 3, 2022

If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on August 1, 2022

😆 Rolling on the floor!

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on June 29, 2022

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

Zawadi (Guest) on June 28, 2022

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡

Mary Kidata (Guest) on June 26, 2022

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Rubea (Guest) on June 23, 2022

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖

Jane Muthui (Guest) on June 22, 2022

Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂

Rashid (Guest) on June 15, 2022

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗

Biashara (Guest) on June 14, 2022

Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on June 4, 2022

I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂

Hawa (Guest) on May 30, 2022

I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭

Baraka (Guest) on May 24, 2022

😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!

Martin Otieno (Guest) on May 22, 2022

😆 I’m dying over here!

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on May 10, 2022

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on May 9, 2022

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on May 7, 2022

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on May 5, 2022

I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷‍♂️

George Ndungu (Guest) on May 2, 2022

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on April 29, 2022

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on April 27, 2022

Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰

Omari (Guest) on April 21, 2022

My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈

Mchawi (Guest) on April 14, 2022

I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔

George Wanjala (Guest) on April 2, 2022

What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗

John Mushi (Guest) on March 14, 2022

I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷‍♀️

Biashara (Guest) on March 7, 2022

Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on March 6, 2022

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆

Zainab (Guest) on February 24, 2022

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅

Zainab (Guest) on February 21, 2022

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅

Furaha (Guest) on February 20, 2022

I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on February 16, 2022

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on February 16, 2022

You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on February 15, 2022

🤣 Sending this now!

Neema (Guest) on February 13, 2022

At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on February 10, 2022

Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹

Warda (Guest) on February 3, 2022

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫

Anna Sumari (Guest) on January 25, 2022

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿

Zainab (Guest) on January 12, 2022

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆

Latifa (Guest) on January 8, 2022

😂 This is too funny!

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on January 8, 2022

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕

Mary Kendi (Guest) on January 1, 2022

Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊

Maimuna (Guest) on December 31, 2021

This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯

Mwajuma (Guest) on December 21, 2021

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉

Juma (Guest) on December 20, 2021

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆

Jaffar (Guest) on December 18, 2021

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on December 17, 2021

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆

Habiba (Guest) on December 16, 2021

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on December 15, 2021

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆

Fadhili (Guest) on November 29, 2021

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏

Peter Mbise (Guest) on November 27, 2021

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕