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What type of diet did the snowman go on?
Date: July 3, 2023
Author: Melkisedeck Leon Shine
The snowman went on a "low-carb" diet! βοΈπ₯
Explanation:
Snowmen are made of snow, so they are essentially made up of frozen water. Therefore, since they don't have a body like humans, they can't go on a traditional diet. But if we were to imagine that the snowman could go on a diet, it would be a "low-carb" diet because they don't want to consume anything that could potentially melt them, like carbohydrates. It's a playful way to think about the eating habits of a snowman! βοΈπ₯π
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