What’s a ghost’s favorite fruit?

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on October 9, 2022

Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋

Hawa (Guest) on September 29, 2022

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on September 23, 2022

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋

Henry Mollel (Guest) on September 20, 2022

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂

Linda Karimi (Guest) on September 16, 2022

😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!

Nyota (Guest) on September 9, 2022

😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on August 28, 2022

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔

Aziza (Guest) on August 20, 2022

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶

Ramadhan (Guest) on August 13, 2022

🤣 Brilliant joke!

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on August 9, 2022

My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on August 1, 2022

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on July 10, 2022

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on June 30, 2022

Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶

Irene Makena (Guest) on June 29, 2022

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on June 25, 2022

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌

Mwanaisha (Guest) on June 24, 2022

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on June 13, 2022

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴

Grace Mligo (Guest) on June 1, 2022

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨

Saidi (Guest) on May 26, 2022

😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on May 25, 2022

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

George Wanjala (Guest) on May 15, 2022

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆

Grace Mligo (Guest) on May 13, 2022

Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄

Sofia (Guest) on May 10, 2022

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆

George Tenga (Guest) on May 6, 2022

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅

Rahim (Guest) on April 21, 2022

I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Kevin Maina (Guest) on April 9, 2022

If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕

Leila (Guest) on April 3, 2022

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎

Francis Mrope (Guest) on March 30, 2022

Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on March 24, 2022

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on March 23, 2022

😂 This joke just made my day!

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on March 9, 2022

I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂

Ibrahim (Guest) on February 13, 2022

What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿

Mwagonda (Guest) on February 8, 2022

😆 Totally hilarious!

Mwinyi (Guest) on February 6, 2022

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣

Moses Mwita (Guest) on January 23, 2022

I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪

Jackson Makori (Guest) on January 15, 2022

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾

Chris Okello (Guest) on January 10, 2022

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on January 5, 2022

I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆

Mohamed (Guest) on January 4, 2022

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔

Raha (Guest) on December 31, 2021

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂

Mary Mrope (Guest) on December 26, 2021

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on December 26, 2021

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯

Salma (Guest) on December 23, 2021

What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤

Mwachumu (Guest) on December 10, 2021

🤣 This joke is too good!

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on December 9, 2021

I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅

Mtumwa (Guest) on December 6, 2021

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜

Michael Mboya (Guest) on November 22, 2021

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗

Peter Otieno (Guest) on November 19, 2021

Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂

Baridi (Guest) on November 13, 2021

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on November 13, 2021

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵

Makame (Guest) on November 12, 2021

I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂

David Chacha (Guest) on November 10, 2021

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on November 7, 2021

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔

Zakia (Guest) on November 2, 2021

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on October 27, 2021

What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on October 23, 2021

Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴‍☠️📚

Susan Wangari (Guest) on October 16, 2021

I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅

Khatib (Guest) on October 6, 2021

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Mwinyi (Guest) on October 5, 2021

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣

Nora Kidata (Guest) on October 3, 2021

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜