Where can you learn to make ice cream?

Daniel Obura (Guest) on August 27, 2022

I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂

Ahmed (Guest) on August 21, 2022

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵

Nancy Komba (Guest) on August 17, 2022

😆 Saving this one!

John Mushi (Guest) on August 12, 2022

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖

Fadhili (Guest) on August 9, 2022

😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!

Nancy Komba (Guest) on August 9, 2022

😆 Rolling on the floor!

Nahida (Guest) on June 28, 2022

What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on June 26, 2022

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

Zulekha (Guest) on June 20, 2022

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

Nancy Komba (Guest) on June 18, 2022

Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️

Mwanaidha (Guest) on June 18, 2022

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️

John Malisa (Guest) on June 6, 2022

🤣 That twist at the end, though!

Omari (Guest) on June 3, 2022

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on May 26, 2022

Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on May 19, 2022

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕

Kahina (Guest) on May 18, 2022

I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔

Neema (Guest) on May 15, 2022

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on May 9, 2022

😁 Added to my favorites!

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on May 8, 2022

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂

Jane Muthui (Guest) on May 7, 2022

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦‍♂️🤣

Anna Malela (Guest) on May 3, 2022

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on May 2, 2022

I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂

Chris Okello (Guest) on April 27, 2022

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on April 13, 2022

I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Nancy Komba (Guest) on April 7, 2022

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on April 6, 2022

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣

Ann Awino (Guest) on April 5, 2022

I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅

Charles Mboje (Guest) on March 10, 2022

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌

Shukuru (Guest) on March 4, 2022

The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on February 28, 2022

Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚

Mwanaidha (Guest) on February 23, 2022

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅

Moses Mwita (Guest) on February 11, 2022

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳

Daudi (Guest) on February 7, 2022

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️

Abdullah (Guest) on February 5, 2022

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on January 11, 2022

I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆

Nora Kidata (Guest) on January 7, 2022

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️

Zakia (Guest) on January 7, 2022

What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎

Hawa (Guest) on January 4, 2022

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘

Hekima (Guest) on January 3, 2022

😆 Laughing so hard right now!

Rahim (Guest) on December 30, 2021

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Furaha (Guest) on December 18, 2021

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖

George Tenga (Guest) on December 16, 2021

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on December 13, 2021

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕

Mary Kendi (Guest) on December 13, 2021

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭

Mtumwa (Guest) on December 10, 2021

Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰

Sultan (Guest) on November 30, 2021

I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on November 27, 2021

This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂

Mary Njeri (Guest) on November 23, 2021

😄 You got me!

Paul Kamau (Guest) on November 17, 2021

Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆

Ann Wambui (Guest) on November 4, 2021

Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜

Grace Minja (Guest) on October 27, 2021

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on October 26, 2021

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐

Monica Lissu (Guest) on September 24, 2021

I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧

David Ochieng (Guest) on September 12, 2021

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯

Charles Mchome (Guest) on August 26, 2021

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪

Fikiri (Guest) on August 23, 2021

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on August 23, 2021

Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on August 21, 2021

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜

Maida (Guest) on August 16, 2021

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on August 7, 2021

Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️