Where do pencils go for vacation?

Makame (Guest) on September 20, 2022

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on September 19, 2022

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️

Mhina (Guest) on September 13, 2022

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on September 10, 2022

Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤

Sultan (Guest) on September 6, 2022

How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰

Biashara (Guest) on August 31, 2022

I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏

Kijakazi (Guest) on August 18, 2022

I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on August 12, 2022

😄 Too good!

Jafari (Guest) on August 11, 2022

This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on August 4, 2022

This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on August 3, 2022

What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜

Mazrui (Guest) on July 28, 2022

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠

Sumaya (Guest) on July 22, 2022

This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁

Anna Malela (Guest) on July 19, 2022

I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸‍♂️🦇

Hekima (Guest) on July 8, 2022

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔

David Nyerere (Guest) on July 7, 2022

How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛‍♂️✉️

Sekela (Guest) on July 5, 2022

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Nancy Komba (Guest) on June 29, 2022

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂

Amir (Guest) on June 26, 2022

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆

Rukia (Guest) on June 23, 2022

Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋

Ann Wambui (Guest) on May 25, 2022

The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼

Mariam (Guest) on May 3, 2022

I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on May 1, 2022

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on April 28, 2022

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂

George Tenga (Guest) on April 9, 2022

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬

Maulid (Guest) on April 5, 2022

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️

James Kimani (Guest) on April 3, 2022

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹

John Malisa (Guest) on March 31, 2022

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵

Zubeida (Guest) on March 23, 2022

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬

Mariam (Guest) on March 16, 2022

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣

Asha (Guest) on March 15, 2022

What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on March 15, 2022

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on March 14, 2022

What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩

Michael Onyango (Guest) on March 8, 2022

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️

Maimuna (Guest) on February 18, 2022

If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️

Ann Wambui (Guest) on February 13, 2022

I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍‍♂️

Nuru (Guest) on February 11, 2022

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on February 5, 2022

Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on February 2, 2022

😂 I need to save this one forever!

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on January 28, 2022

🤣 Sharing this right now!

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on January 20, 2022

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on January 16, 2022

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on January 13, 2022

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on January 8, 2022

Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸

Mwachumu (Guest) on December 23, 2021

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on November 26, 2021

😅 I needed that laugh!

Salum (Guest) on November 11, 2021

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on October 30, 2021

Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on October 26, 2021

How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️

David Kawawa (Guest) on October 24, 2021

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on October 24, 2021

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on October 24, 2021

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸

Mary Njeri (Guest) on October 20, 2021

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒

Kassim (Guest) on October 20, 2021

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on October 20, 2021

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪

Jamila (Guest) on October 13, 2021

I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂

Sarafina (Guest) on October 13, 2021

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on October 10, 2021

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄

Mchuma (Guest) on September 28, 2021

I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on September 16, 2021

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊