Which flower talks the most?

Daudi (Guest) on October 10, 2022

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on October 6, 2022

I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷‍♀️

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on October 4, 2022

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on October 3, 2022

I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆

Peter Otieno (Guest) on September 25, 2022

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Nancy Komba (Guest) on September 23, 2022

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱

Safiya (Guest) on September 20, 2022

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂

Irene Akoth (Guest) on August 23, 2022

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on August 15, 2022

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️

Baraka (Guest) on August 11, 2022

😂 This is too funny!

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on August 10, 2022

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on August 2, 2022

😄 Nailed it!

Habiba (Guest) on July 23, 2022

If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on July 22, 2022

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on July 5, 2022

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆

Robert Okello (Guest) on July 5, 2022

😄 What a joke!

Paul Kamau (Guest) on June 29, 2022

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️

Chris Okello (Guest) on June 29, 2022

What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗

Kheri (Guest) on May 29, 2022

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on May 22, 2022

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷‍♂️

Issack (Guest) on May 19, 2022

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on May 8, 2022

Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓

Khalifa (Guest) on May 7, 2022

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜

Tambwe (Guest) on May 4, 2022

😆 Still cracking up!

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on May 3, 2022

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨‍🌾🏆

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on May 1, 2022

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on May 1, 2022

Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻

Chris Okello (Guest) on April 30, 2022

Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷

Omari (Guest) on April 29, 2022

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on April 20, 2022

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥

Masika (Guest) on April 15, 2022

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on April 10, 2022

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️

Ibrahim (Guest) on April 7, 2022

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️

Mary Njeri (Guest) on April 6, 2022

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on April 6, 2022

I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣

Faiza (Guest) on April 2, 2022

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋

Mwakisu (Guest) on March 25, 2022

Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤

Sharifa (Guest) on March 23, 2022

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on March 19, 2022

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋

Mwanaidha (Guest) on March 18, 2022

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵

Mwanais (Guest) on March 12, 2022

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on March 8, 2022

Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on March 6, 2022

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯

Zubeida (Guest) on March 3, 2022

I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on March 3, 2022

😅 I needed that!

Maneno (Guest) on February 23, 2022

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪

Omari (Guest) on February 20, 2022

😃 Mood instantly lifted!

Zainab (Guest) on February 20, 2022

What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍

Faiza (Guest) on February 13, 2022

Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on February 1, 2022

I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩‍💼

Faiza (Guest) on January 31, 2022

Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎

George Wanjala (Guest) on January 26, 2022

I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️

Samuel Were (Guest) on January 26, 2022

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉

Amani (Guest) on January 26, 2022

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on January 26, 2022

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎

Rabia (Guest) on January 23, 2022

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌

Francis Njeru (Guest) on January 21, 2022

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on January 21, 2022

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️

Athumani (Guest) on January 16, 2022

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on January 15, 2022

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌