Why are there fences around cemeteries?

Grace Mligo (Guest) on November 23, 2022

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜

Nassar (Guest) on November 18, 2022

😂 I can’t stop laughing!

James Kawawa (Guest) on November 11, 2022

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯

Mwanahawa (Guest) on November 10, 2022

How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on November 4, 2022

😆 That punchline!

John Mwangi (Guest) on November 2, 2022

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on October 29, 2022

Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on October 28, 2022

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on October 16, 2022

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣

Mariam (Guest) on October 15, 2022

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿

Mwanaidi (Guest) on October 10, 2022

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨‍💼

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on October 4, 2022

Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚

Zakia (Guest) on October 2, 2022

Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on October 2, 2022

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏

Robert Okello (Guest) on September 21, 2022

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on September 14, 2022

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴

Nashon (Guest) on September 9, 2022

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰

Sultan (Guest) on September 4, 2022

I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on August 31, 2022

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on August 19, 2022

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on August 17, 2022

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on August 16, 2022

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on August 13, 2022

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on August 9, 2022

🤣 Brilliant joke!

Furaha (Guest) on August 2, 2022

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞

Hamida (Guest) on July 30, 2022

Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

Alice Mrema (Guest) on July 26, 2022

I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷‍♀️

Halimah (Guest) on July 20, 2022

😆 Still cracking up!

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on July 9, 2022

😆 Bookmarking this!

Chiku (Guest) on July 4, 2022

I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Tambwe (Guest) on June 26, 2022

What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on June 12, 2022

I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on June 9, 2022

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

James Mduma (Guest) on May 24, 2022

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on May 23, 2022

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Amina (Guest) on May 11, 2022

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋

Amani (Guest) on May 10, 2022

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔

Jane Malecela (Guest) on April 10, 2022

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️

Ibrahim (Guest) on April 1, 2022

😄 You got me good!

Mhina (Guest) on March 30, 2022

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on March 27, 2022

Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on March 14, 2022

Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on February 27, 2022

I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳

Zakaria (Guest) on February 25, 2022

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on February 18, 2022

How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷‍♂️🏗️

Anna Mchome (Guest) on February 12, 2022

😂 Can't stop laughing!

Kheri (Guest) on February 7, 2022

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on January 31, 2022

What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎

Susan Wangari (Guest) on January 29, 2022

This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂

Abubakari (Guest) on January 29, 2022

😁 This just made my day!

Rahim (Guest) on January 28, 2022

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂

Nancy Komba (Guest) on January 22, 2022

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃

Shabani (Guest) on January 17, 2022

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Mazrui (Guest) on January 16, 2022

I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on January 13, 2022

Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️

John Mushi (Guest) on January 10, 2022

I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸‍♂️😎

Safiya (Guest) on January 9, 2022

This is pure comedy gold! 😄

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on January 8, 2022

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹

Abdillah (Guest) on December 22, 2021

😁 Best laugh of the day!

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on December 16, 2021

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷