Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up?

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on October 23, 2022

What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️

Rehema (Guest) on October 16, 2022

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️

Fatuma (Guest) on October 11, 2022

Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎

Samuel Were (Guest) on October 8, 2022

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔

Charles Mrope (Guest) on October 1, 2022

Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on September 27, 2022

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on September 26, 2022

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨‍💼

Azima (Guest) on September 18, 2022

My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭

Charles Wafula (Guest) on September 18, 2022

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on September 16, 2022

I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂

Mchawi (Guest) on September 15, 2022

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭

David Musyoka (Guest) on September 11, 2022

I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on August 14, 2022

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on August 5, 2022

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on August 3, 2022

Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠

Mwafirika (Guest) on July 19, 2022

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on July 18, 2022

🤣 Didn’t see it coming!

David Kawawa (Guest) on July 5, 2022

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲

Mgeni (Guest) on July 4, 2022

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸‍♂️

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on June 12, 2022

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on June 12, 2022

I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on June 4, 2022

Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉

Mgeni (Guest) on May 31, 2022

😂 Can’t wait to share this!

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on May 21, 2022

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on May 19, 2022

😂 This is a keeper!

Sumaya (Guest) on May 17, 2022

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺

Susan Wangari (Guest) on May 15, 2022

Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on May 11, 2022

I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on May 9, 2022

Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃‍♀️🥵

Neema (Guest) on May 9, 2022

You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷‍♂️

Monica Lissu (Guest) on April 30, 2022

My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅

Kheri (Guest) on April 30, 2022

Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜

Aziza (Guest) on April 14, 2022

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴

Zakaria (Guest) on April 9, 2022

😂 I’m seriously crying over here!

Nancy Komba (Guest) on March 31, 2022

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on March 31, 2022

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on March 26, 2022

I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃‍♂️

Mjaka (Guest) on March 23, 2022

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘

Jamal (Guest) on March 19, 2022

😄 Perfect joke!

Habiba (Guest) on March 8, 2022

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽

James Malima (Guest) on March 2, 2022

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on March 2, 2022

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on February 23, 2022

I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆

Sarafina (Guest) on February 21, 2022

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on February 19, 2022

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂

Charles Mrope (Guest) on February 15, 2022

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏

Umi (Guest) on February 8, 2022

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on February 7, 2022

😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!

Shamim (Guest) on February 5, 2022

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️

Mwajuma (Guest) on January 29, 2022

😄 You got me!

Salma (Guest) on January 25, 2022

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂

Aziza (Guest) on January 18, 2022

I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on January 16, 2022

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on January 13, 2022

How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on January 12, 2022

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on January 9, 2022

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on January 6, 2022

How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏

Mwanaidha (Guest) on December 26, 2021

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on December 26, 2021

Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯‍♂️

Mary Njeri (Guest) on December 25, 2021

Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻