Why did the cabbage beat the carrot in a race?

Habiba (Guest) on October 17, 2022

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰

Mhina (Guest) on October 16, 2022

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on October 6, 2022

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄

Khamis (Guest) on October 4, 2022

😂 This joke just made my day!

George Wanjala (Guest) on October 4, 2022

Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on September 16, 2022

Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚

Umi (Guest) on September 13, 2022

The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on September 2, 2022

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on August 27, 2022

🤣 Pure genius!

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on August 19, 2022

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on August 15, 2022

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on August 4, 2022

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on July 27, 2022

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅

Peter Mbise (Guest) on July 23, 2022

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on July 17, 2022

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴

Mwanahawa (Guest) on July 9, 2022

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on July 8, 2022

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆

Anna Malela (Guest) on July 7, 2022

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚

Mchuma (Guest) on July 4, 2022

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on July 4, 2022

Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂

Paul Kamau (Guest) on July 2, 2022

Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋

Fadhila (Guest) on July 2, 2022

What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎

Frank Macha (Guest) on July 1, 2022

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on June 22, 2022

😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!

David Nyerere (Guest) on June 20, 2022

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨‍🌾🏆

Salma (Guest) on June 15, 2022

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on June 15, 2022

Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥

Bakari (Guest) on June 7, 2022

This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣

Yusuf (Guest) on June 2, 2022

😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on May 30, 2022

😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on May 30, 2022

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on May 24, 2022

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔

Mary Kidata (Guest) on May 19, 2022

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂

Shamim (Guest) on May 16, 2022

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on May 10, 2022

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏

Mustafa (Guest) on May 7, 2022

Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on May 4, 2022

Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨

Zainab (Guest) on May 1, 2022

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷‍♂️

Shamsa (Guest) on April 26, 2022

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on April 26, 2022

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋

Amani (Guest) on April 25, 2022

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗

Paul Kamau (Guest) on April 20, 2022

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰

Farida (Guest) on April 7, 2022

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on April 5, 2022

😆 I’m dying over here!

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on March 29, 2022

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧

Patrick Akech (Guest) on March 26, 2022

😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!

Salma (Guest) on March 12, 2022

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆

Azima (Guest) on March 9, 2022

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓

Nyota (Guest) on February 26, 2022

What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on February 24, 2022

😄 Nailed it!

Charles Mrope (Guest) on February 23, 2022

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

Yahya (Guest) on February 13, 2022

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️

Shukuru (Guest) on February 8, 2022

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

Tabu (Guest) on February 5, 2022

I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️‍♂️👶

Mary Njeri (Guest) on February 4, 2022

I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on February 1, 2022

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on January 30, 2022

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on January 8, 2022

If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝

Moses Mwita (Guest) on December 31, 2021

How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on December 14, 2021

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰