Why did the Cyclops stop teaching?

Saidi (Guest) on October 25, 2022

This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆

Jane Muthui (Guest) on October 21, 2022

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️

Halima (Guest) on October 4, 2022

What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻

Nassor (Guest) on September 20, 2022

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

Violet Mumo (Guest) on September 19, 2022

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on September 13, 2022

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️

Rubea (Guest) on September 11, 2022

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴

Mwanaidha (Guest) on August 28, 2022

The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴

Janet Wambura (Guest) on August 17, 2022

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆

Alice Jebet (Guest) on August 7, 2022

I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆

Jaffar (Guest) on August 6, 2022

Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on August 5, 2022

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃

John Kamande (Guest) on July 31, 2022

😆 Laughing so hard right now!

Peter Otieno (Guest) on July 22, 2022

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on July 20, 2022

🤣 Sharing this with everyone!

Sekela (Guest) on July 17, 2022

I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on July 14, 2022

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦‍♂️🤣

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on June 29, 2022

I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅

Ann Wambui (Guest) on June 26, 2022

I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on June 21, 2022

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

John Mushi (Guest) on June 18, 2022

😄 Perfect joke!

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on June 16, 2022

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣

Umi (Guest) on June 11, 2022

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉

Furaha (Guest) on June 10, 2022

How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻

Nancy Komba (Guest) on June 6, 2022

Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

Mwakisu (Guest) on May 27, 2022

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on May 16, 2022

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯

Sultan (Guest) on May 10, 2022

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯

David Kawawa (Guest) on April 20, 2022

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓

Frank Macha (Guest) on April 18, 2022

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on April 12, 2022

Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋

Nahida (Guest) on April 8, 2022

Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️‍♂️

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on April 5, 2022

😂 This joke just made my day!

Mohamed (Guest) on April 1, 2022

Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆

Arifa (Guest) on March 31, 2022

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣

Husna (Guest) on March 24, 2022

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨

Francis Mrope (Guest) on March 20, 2022

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Yusuf (Guest) on March 17, 2022

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬

Bahati (Guest) on March 16, 2022

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋

George Tenga (Guest) on March 15, 2022

If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️

Anna Sumari (Guest) on March 14, 2022

😄 Nailed it!

Furaha (Guest) on March 2, 2022

Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️

Janet Sumari (Guest) on February 21, 2022

😆 This one really got me!

Maida (Guest) on February 21, 2022

😆 I’m dying over here!

Salima (Guest) on February 20, 2022

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖

Mary Kendi (Guest) on February 7, 2022

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️

Monica Lissu (Guest) on February 4, 2022

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠

Samuel Were (Guest) on January 30, 2022

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on January 30, 2022

At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜

Tambwe (Guest) on January 16, 2022

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆

Khadija (Guest) on January 15, 2022

My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈

Maulid (Guest) on January 11, 2022

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧

Violet Mumo (Guest) on January 4, 2022

What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️

Yusra (Guest) on December 26, 2021

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on December 26, 2021

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆

Rahim (Guest) on December 9, 2021

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on December 6, 2021

What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍

Anna Malela (Guest) on December 6, 2021

How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on December 4, 2021

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on December 2, 2021

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨‍💼