Why do bees have sticky hair?

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on November 14, 2022

This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on November 7, 2022

How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰

Michael Onyango (Guest) on October 22, 2022

Love this! Keep them coming! 😁

Sofia (Guest) on September 28, 2022

The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on September 22, 2022

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩

Maulid (Guest) on September 15, 2022

😁 Best laugh of the day!

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on September 11, 2022

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on September 9, 2022

😂 I’m saving this one!

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on August 31, 2022

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏

Mwachumu (Guest) on August 29, 2022

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫

David Nyerere (Guest) on August 21, 2022

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜

Shamsa (Guest) on August 19, 2022

😆 Laughing so hard right now!

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on August 11, 2022

Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️

Sarafina (Guest) on August 10, 2022

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜

Monica Lissu (Guest) on August 7, 2022

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯

Linda Karimi (Guest) on July 30, 2022

The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️

Nancy Komba (Guest) on July 23, 2022

In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆‍♂️😂

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on July 15, 2022

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on July 13, 2022

Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆

Hamida (Guest) on July 7, 2022

My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈

Makame (Guest) on July 5, 2022

😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on July 3, 2022

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷‍♂️

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on July 2, 2022

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Rahma (Guest) on June 23, 2022

🤣 This joke is just too good!

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on June 19, 2022

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬

Victor Kamau (Guest) on June 4, 2022

🤣 Brilliant joke!

Hekima (Guest) on May 30, 2022

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

Juma (Guest) on May 24, 2022

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂

George Mallya (Guest) on May 21, 2022

If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️

Ann Wambui (Guest) on April 16, 2022

I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯

Zubeida (Guest) on March 15, 2022

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎

Warda (Guest) on March 12, 2022

Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰

Faiza (Guest) on March 3, 2022

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on February 23, 2022

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on February 10, 2022

You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷‍♂️

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on February 6, 2022

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on February 1, 2022

I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on January 27, 2022

Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴

Mazrui (Guest) on January 22, 2022

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏

Grace Mligo (Guest) on January 14, 2022

😂 This is a keeper!

Salima (Guest) on January 14, 2022

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on January 11, 2022

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on January 9, 2022

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆

Jafari (Guest) on January 6, 2022

😆 Rolling on the floor!

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on January 3, 2022

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣

George Wanjala (Guest) on December 22, 2021

I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆

Shabani (Guest) on December 10, 2021

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on December 4, 2021

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on November 21, 2021

Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡

Mgeni (Guest) on November 20, 2021

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴

Abubakar (Guest) on November 19, 2021

I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on November 12, 2021

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗

Mwanahawa (Guest) on November 9, 2021

This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on November 8, 2021

What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴‍☠️🥬

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on October 29, 2021

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔

Nassor (Guest) on September 26, 2021

Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶

Francis Mrope (Guest) on September 10, 2021

I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Daudi (Guest) on September 3, 2021

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on August 26, 2021

🤣 Sending this now!

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on August 22, 2021

😄 You got me good!