Why do birds fly south for the winter?

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on August 15, 2022

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒

Faiza (Guest) on August 3, 2022

I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on August 1, 2022

😂 Can't stop laughing!

Ndoto (Guest) on July 23, 2022

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on July 20, 2022

🤣 That twist at the end, though!

Alice Jebet (Guest) on July 19, 2022

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅

Baraka (Guest) on July 16, 2022

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂

Hassan (Guest) on July 2, 2022

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on June 22, 2022

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on June 19, 2022

😆 That punchline!

Jafari (Guest) on June 17, 2022

😄 You got me!

Samuel Were (Guest) on June 15, 2022

😂 So funny!

Josephine (Guest) on June 9, 2022

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋

Charles Mchome (Guest) on June 3, 2022

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Saidi (Guest) on May 16, 2022

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂

Hamida (Guest) on May 16, 2022

😅 I’m still chuckling at this!

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on May 15, 2022

Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰

Victor Kimario (Guest) on May 13, 2022

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭

Martin Otieno (Guest) on May 9, 2022

Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️

Sarafina (Guest) on April 18, 2022

I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔

Josephine (Guest) on April 17, 2022

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️

Raha (Guest) on April 15, 2022

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️

Nassar (Guest) on April 14, 2022

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏

Sarah Karani (Guest) on April 7, 2022

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅

John Mushi (Guest) on April 1, 2022

I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂

Mary Mrope (Guest) on March 31, 2022

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on March 27, 2022

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹

Juma (Guest) on March 17, 2022

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆

Abdillah (Guest) on March 9, 2022

If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️

Susan Wangari (Guest) on March 8, 2022

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤

Hamida (Guest) on March 4, 2022

🤣 Sending this now!

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on March 1, 2022

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶

Omar (Guest) on February 20, 2022

🤣 Didn’t see it coming!

Nancy Komba (Guest) on February 5, 2022

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on February 2, 2022

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂

Mary Mrope (Guest) on January 21, 2022

😂 Can’t wait to share this!

Mwinyi (Guest) on January 21, 2022

Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣

Daniel Obura (Guest) on January 21, 2022

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴

Safiya (Guest) on January 20, 2022

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆

Ndoto (Guest) on January 17, 2022

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on January 12, 2022

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Latifa (Guest) on January 5, 2022

😆 Totally hilarious!

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on December 30, 2021

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜

Jane Muthui (Guest) on December 22, 2021

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨

Hekima (Guest) on December 21, 2021

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on December 10, 2021

Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚

Mwanais (Guest) on November 26, 2021

😂 I’m saving this one!

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on November 25, 2021

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on November 21, 2021

My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅

Mwanajuma (Guest) on November 5, 2021

I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂

Sofia (Guest) on November 3, 2021

😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on October 31, 2021

I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂

David Nyerere (Guest) on October 22, 2021

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️

Sharifa (Guest) on October 14, 2021

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣

Farida (Guest) on October 3, 2021

I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on September 25, 2021

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on September 24, 2021

Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on September 18, 2021

I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬

Selemani (Guest) on September 15, 2021

I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶

Rehema (Guest) on September 13, 2021

What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️