Why do Marxists like fruit infusions?

Amina (Guest) on August 25, 2022

Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰

Mary Mrope (Guest) on August 14, 2022

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕

Abubakar (Guest) on August 7, 2022

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃

Fatuma (Guest) on July 30, 2022

Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍

David Nyerere (Guest) on July 22, 2022

Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️

Grace Minja (Guest) on July 21, 2022

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭

Shamsa (Guest) on July 16, 2022

I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆

Michael Mboya (Guest) on July 13, 2022

😄 This is pure brilliance!

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on July 7, 2022

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on June 12, 2022

😄 Too good!

Warda (Guest) on June 11, 2022

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎

David Kawawa (Guest) on June 9, 2022

How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️

Bakari (Guest) on June 7, 2022

Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕

Umi (Guest) on June 6, 2022

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆

Abdillah (Guest) on May 25, 2022

I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on May 15, 2022

Monday should be optional. 😴⏳

Fatuma (Guest) on May 15, 2022

😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!

Rukia (Guest) on May 4, 2022

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰

Mwakisu (Guest) on May 2, 2022

Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅‍♂️

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on April 20, 2022

🤣 That punchline was unexpected!

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on April 7, 2022

🤣 Sharing this right now!

Jafari (Guest) on April 2, 2022

Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on March 30, 2022

Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨‍💼

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on March 28, 2022

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on March 22, 2022

I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬

Daudi (Guest) on March 18, 2022

I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on March 14, 2022

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️

Nassar (Guest) on March 6, 2022

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏

Issack (Guest) on March 4, 2022

😆 Rolling on the floor!

Mchuma (Guest) on March 2, 2022

This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆

Ann Awino (Guest) on February 24, 2022

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on February 5, 2022

If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on January 18, 2022

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on December 27, 2021

Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁

Janet Sumari (Guest) on December 26, 2021

How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on December 18, 2021

It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on December 16, 2021

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦‍♂️🤣

Irene Makena (Guest) on December 14, 2021

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗

Violet Mumo (Guest) on December 12, 2021

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on December 7, 2021

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖

Charles Mchome (Guest) on December 5, 2021

🤣 Sending this now!

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on November 25, 2021

Love this! Keep them coming! 😁

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on November 24, 2021

I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸‍♂️🦇

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on November 23, 2021

Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂

Rose Waithera (Guest) on November 15, 2021

😆 This one really got me!

Francis Njeru (Guest) on November 3, 2021

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧

Sofia (Guest) on October 27, 2021

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on October 13, 2021

This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂

Mary Kendi (Guest) on October 13, 2021

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆

Michael Mboya (Guest) on October 13, 2021

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴

George Tenga (Guest) on October 12, 2021

If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on October 9, 2021

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂

Grace Mushi (Guest) on October 6, 2021

I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭

Zakaria (Guest) on October 5, 2021

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀

Mashaka (Guest) on October 2, 2021

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on September 24, 2021

What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤

Ndoto (Guest) on September 22, 2021

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭

Janet Wambura (Guest) on September 21, 2021

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Latifa (Guest) on September 15, 2021

This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣

Susan Wangari (Guest) on September 15, 2021

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴