Why is 1+1=3 like your left foot?

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on October 25, 2022

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on October 22, 2022

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on October 19, 2022

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂

Abubakar (Guest) on October 18, 2022

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭

George Tenga (Guest) on October 15, 2022

How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on October 11, 2022

😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!

Nuru (Guest) on October 5, 2022

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on October 5, 2022

I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on September 10, 2022

I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆

Sharifa (Guest) on August 30, 2022

I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️‍♂️🤏

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on August 28, 2022

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸‍♂️

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on August 15, 2022

😆 Bookmarking this!

Makame (Guest) on August 9, 2022

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯

Kazija (Guest) on August 5, 2022

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on August 5, 2022

How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on July 17, 2022

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on July 4, 2022

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️

Juma (Guest) on July 1, 2022

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️

Fikiri (Guest) on June 20, 2022

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Peter Otieno (Guest) on June 14, 2022

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎

Ramadhan (Guest) on June 12, 2022

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏

Patrick Akech (Guest) on June 9, 2022

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆

Kevin Maina (Guest) on June 9, 2022

I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on June 5, 2022

🤣 Pure genius!

Issack (Guest) on May 29, 2022

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️

David Chacha (Guest) on May 20, 2022

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on May 19, 2022

I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️

Janet Wambura (Guest) on May 19, 2022

😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!

Irene Akoth (Guest) on May 5, 2022

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Issack (Guest) on May 3, 2022

😂 Can't stop laughing!

Bakari (Guest) on April 29, 2022

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆

Mwanaidha (Guest) on April 28, 2022

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on April 26, 2022

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️

Mwagonda (Guest) on April 18, 2022

😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on April 13, 2022

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on April 6, 2022

I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸‍♂️😎

Daudi (Guest) on March 31, 2022

What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on March 29, 2022

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

Mchuma (Guest) on March 23, 2022

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

Halimah (Guest) on March 14, 2022

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏

Faiza (Guest) on March 9, 2022

This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆

Linda Karimi (Guest) on March 4, 2022

I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂

Charles Mboje (Guest) on February 11, 2022

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴‍♀️😴

Rose Waithera (Guest) on February 10, 2022

I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔

Amina (Guest) on January 29, 2022

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕

Rehema (Guest) on January 19, 2022

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Zulekha (Guest) on January 18, 2022

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔

Charles Mboje (Guest) on January 10, 2022

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔

Nasra (Guest) on January 9, 2022

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on January 9, 2022

I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸‍♂️🦇

Ndoto (Guest) on January 7, 2022

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯

Mary Kidata (Guest) on December 22, 2021

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔

Jabir (Guest) on December 20, 2021

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜

Juma (Guest) on December 17, 2021

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Abubakari (Guest) on December 16, 2021

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬

James Malima (Guest) on December 14, 2021

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯

Rashid (Guest) on December 9, 2021

😄 Nailed it!

Abubakar (Guest) on November 20, 2021

I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄

Maida (Guest) on November 13, 2021

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅

Sofia (Guest) on November 12, 2021

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳